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Dax
@daxmelbourne.bsky.social
Old queer nb

🌏 Naarm (Melb)
🔺They/Them
Robyn’s back with a banger and it gives me hope.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Melbourne’s weather can go fuck itself.
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The relief and satisfaction of a good long blow when I wake up.

My nose. Blowing my nose. Dirty fuckers.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Joe Marler is possibly one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen. And his sense of humour, I adore. Won’t spoil where I’m at in Traitors but I want more of him.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Run make sweaty and ruined.
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Egg fried rice with lup chong, Korean style fried chicken, chilli pickled cucumber. Tastes better than it looks.
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Fucking hangovers.

I need a bowl of soup and a cock-gobbling pup
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Another day, another run done
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When you’re perfectly comfortable on the couch having a lazy Saturday, but have to go do your 10KM

😒

Dislike.
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think I know my ideal Halloween costume. It’s a variation on “pin the tail on the donkey”.

“Peg the penis in the puppy”
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Tonight’s yum is Chilli con Roo.

Roo’s great for this kind of meal, it’s very low fat, high protein and iron, and much more sustainable. Would have preferred whole grain rice but didn’t check the pantry levels 😒
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Ah’m all tired out, wet, ‘n sunburnt from exercise
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Been doing a lot of new recipes lately 🤷🏻‍♂️

My first attempt at homemade falafel, homemade hummus and toum too. This is a fucking winner for vegan night.
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
When you’ve been out for a walk and heading back, you realise you’ve been a double Huge brand bitch. Do love the new “bitch please” sunnies.
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My first attempt at Karaage to go with the Kimchi & Gochujang ramen. Was a success, bloody delicious.
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Only problem is they don’t believe in the science of the compass. They just knock down the right hand side thinking it’s east.

They gonna be mad when they realise that it was west and they gotta knock down the rest.
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
NEED THUNDERBUDDY
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
ok. I'm in a mood.

Moulin Rouge
Futurama - Jurrasic Bark
and now, Short Sircuit 2 (5 chasing the Ozob... bozo)
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Moulin Rouge is a fucking masterpiece. It is just BEAUTIFUL, while being tragic, magical, whimsical, and wonderful.. with an incredible soundtrack, cinematography, and message of the power of love, overcoming all obstacles.

I will never love a movie quite like I love this.
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return.
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Baz Luhrmann is a fucking legend.
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Crispy pork belly, furikake rice, onsen egg and Sunomono cucumber salad
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Sichuan “popcorn” tofu and egg fried rice. Have to say this one is a nice bowl of comfort. Trying to diversify the vegetarian options.
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just lazy Saturdays.
October 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Exercising isn’t fun itself. But yeah, I feel better for it already after a couple of weeks. Physically and mentally. Well - better, but tired, achey and hungry as fuck.
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM