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Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people Panel 1: The green person is visiting a doctor's office, the doctor is sitting at their desk. The desk is now shown in a perspective! Wow, we've come so far. Green: "Doctor, I would like to maintain being green." Doctor: "Woah there. Hold on. Slow down a bit." Green: "Me. Want. Renew. Prescription. Pills. That. Make. You. Green." Doctor: "This is highly specialized healthcare you're asking for and I cannot do it!" Panel 2: Different angle, same situation. The doctor is getting agitated. Green: "It's literally the same prescription I already have. You've been doing this for several months now-" Doctor: "It's far outside my are of expertise! You need a trained chromocrinologist to administer such experimental cross-hex medication!" Green: "The specialist sent you a document. I saw you read it. Are you shitting me?" Panel 3: Zoom in on a very tired green. Doctor: "Read that entire document? Follow simple instructions? This is far too complicated! Your expectations are too high!" Green: "Wow if you were honest about your competence here you'd be fired so fast."
November 7, 2024 at 2:30 PM