Davy Jonez
@davyjonezlockr.bsky.social
http//:www.davyjonezlockr.gay
He/him/they/them/she/her/it/its/kitty/cat/agent/of/righteous/chaos///////
He/him/they/them/she/her/it/its/kitty/cat/agent/of/righteous/chaos///////
“Zohran, hurry up with the free healthcare, I’m shitting blood!”
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Zohran, hurry up with the free healthcare, I’m shitting blood!”
I am going back in time to kill Henry Ford.
December 27, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I am going back in time to kill Henry Ford.
Stop vaping on the bus. You’re not slick, it smells like strawberry kiwi in here. Suffer like an adult and wait for your freezing cold bus stop cigarette.
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Stop vaping on the bus. You’re not slick, it smells like strawberry kiwi in here. Suffer like an adult and wait for your freezing cold bus stop cigarette.
E-N-A — B-L-E
🎶I need someone to enable me-e🎶
🎶I need someone to enable me-e🎶
August 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
E-N-A — B-L-E
🎶I need someone to enable me-e🎶
🎶I need someone to enable me-e🎶
Trying to set boundaries w landlords. They’re like “come see this apartment RIGHT NOW or it’ll literally DISAPPEAR!!!” Uh, no bro I’m in my jammies.
July 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Trying to set boundaries w landlords. They’re like “come see this apartment RIGHT NOW or it’ll literally DISAPPEAR!!!” Uh, no bro I’m in my jammies.
Me when I care
a standup routine thats all like: what happened to the guys who care
May 27, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Me when I care
Wheelin’ and dealin’
January 8, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Wheelin’ and dealin’
Today, I thank god that there is no Instagram feature that tells you how many TIMES someone has seen your story.
December 16, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Today, I thank god that there is no Instagram feature that tells you how many TIMES someone has seen your story.
Taking a shit in the women’s bathroom instead of the men’s to upset societal norms >>>>
December 15, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Taking a shit in the women’s bathroom instead of the men’s to upset societal norms >>>>
Anyway, I’d fuck your pussy girl…
December 10, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Anyway, I’d fuck your pussy girl…
If I can’t taste the baristas despair I don’t want the coffee.
October 11, 2023 at 3:46 PM
If I can’t taste the baristas despair I don’t want the coffee.
What if instead of getting larger as we got older humans got smaller and babies were like, the size of elephants?
September 26, 2023 at 10:06 PM
What if instead of getting larger as we got older humans got smaller and babies were like, the size of elephants?
Important in the field research being conducted rn…
August 20, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Important in the field research being conducted rn…
New theory just dropped. This ones abt trans stuff… check it out!
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August 11, 2023 at 3:02 AM
New theory just dropped. This ones abt trans stuff… check it out!
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Me n boo on our hot girl walk
@felipedlh.bsky.social
@felipedlh.bsky.social
July 23, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Me n boo on our hot girl walk
@felipedlh.bsky.social
@felipedlh.bsky.social
🎶He was a sailor boy he said you’re a failure boy 🎶
July 23, 2023 at 7:43 PM
🎶He was a sailor boy he said you’re a failure boy 🎶
Nya Nya! It was my birthday yesterday so I missed out on all the cat fights on here 😿. But now I’m up early and ready for fisticuffs! What’s today’s beef folks??
July 20, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Nya Nya! It was my birthday yesterday so I missed out on all the cat fights on here 😿. But now I’m up early and ready for fisticuffs! What’s today’s beef folks??
Clout is when ur acting silly in the restaurant and your waiter asks if you want to close out early…
July 18, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Clout is when ur acting silly in the restaurant and your waiter asks if you want to close out early…
Put me in the pink hole when I go. From whence you came amirite??
🧪 With the Barbie movie being released this week, it is only fitting that today’s featured mud volcano is the most Barbie of them all – the stunning pink Gomishan (AKA Naftlije, گل فشان گمیشان) of Iran!
This is absolutely the prettiest mud volcano ever – just look at it!!
Photo: Mojtaba Saberi
This is absolutely the prettiest mud volcano ever – just look at it!!
Photo: Mojtaba Saberi
July 18, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Put me in the pink hole when I go. From whence you came amirite??
Wat? Happy birthday to me I guess… I wonder if the real ass punisher would say he hates cops if I asked him to for my birthday….
July 15, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Wat? Happy birthday to me I guess… I wonder if the real ass punisher would say he hates cops if I asked him to for my birthday….
SKS: sticky kid summer.
July 15, 2023 at 10:38 AM
SKS: sticky kid summer.
Even tho I hoe ™️ the most fatherless thing about me by far is that idk how to ride a bike. The thing is I have a father and he tried.
July 14, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Even tho I hoe ™️ the most fatherless thing about me by far is that idk how to ride a bike. The thing is I have a father and he tried.