Davis
@davis-rtb.bsky.social
Trying to get my algorithm to show me film news and stupid jokes
Today boyfriend referred to his own waist as “svelte”
March 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Today boyfriend referred to his own waist as “svelte”
Everyone says Brach’s conversation hearts taste like chalk. They are so good they do not taste like chalk. Except maybe like chalk that’s just the teeniest tiniest bit damp so it glides a little smoother then it writes. They melt in your mouth.
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Everyone says Brach’s conversation hearts taste like chalk. They are so good they do not taste like chalk. Except maybe like chalk that’s just the teeniest tiniest bit damp so it glides a little smoother then it writes. They melt in your mouth.
Im at four packs a day
February 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Im at four packs a day
He bought flowers for me AND my little sister
February 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
He bought flowers for me AND my little sister
SNL 50 press is bringing me so much joy
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
SNL 50 press is bringing me so much joy
Claimed it was necessary to stand this close for the opening credits of Watchmen
February 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Claimed it was necessary to stand this close for the opening credits of Watchmen
Love that every Super Bowl ad is like “why don’t we try to be nice to young girls”
February 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Love that every Super Bowl ad is like “why don’t we try to be nice to young girls”
My biggest fear is having to sit through the movie trailers at an R rated film. Everything’s too scary.
February 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My biggest fear is having to sit through the movie trailers at an R rated film. Everything’s too scary.
Michael Longfellowwwwwww 🥰
January 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Michael Longfellowwwwwww 🥰
They need to make Letterboxd for video essays on YouTube. Then I’d finally be able to log more than my bf.
January 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
They need to make Letterboxd for video essays on YouTube. Then I’d finally be able to log more than my bf.
Whenever my boyfriend asks me to get the show or movie set up I’m momentarily taken aback. Like that is not my job.
January 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Whenever my boyfriend asks me to get the show or movie set up I’m momentarily taken aback. Like that is not my job.
If challengers was still in theaters I’d probably still be going like twice a week
December 17, 2024 at 7:37 AM
If challengers was still in theaters I’d probably still be going like twice a week
My boyfriend keeps making the same joke every time we watch SNL “Gracie Abrams should tear up a picture of the pope”. “Shaboozy should tear up a picture of the pope”. “Jelly Roll should tear up a picture of the pope”.
December 15, 2024 at 4:30 AM
My boyfriend keeps making the same joke every time we watch SNL “Gracie Abrams should tear up a picture of the pope”. “Shaboozy should tear up a picture of the pope”. “Jelly Roll should tear up a picture of the pope”.
Do Daleks poop? Please advise.
December 12, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Do Daleks poop? Please advise.
I know this isn’t necessary the popular take but I feel like this season SNL in on the upswing. I think this current cast is the start of a great SNL era.
December 8, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I know this isn’t necessary the popular take but I feel like this season SNL in on the upswing. I think this current cast is the start of a great SNL era.
I literally cannot believe that we live in a timeline where Trisha Paytas was on SNL tonight
December 8, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I literally cannot believe that we live in a timeline where Trisha Paytas was on SNL tonight
What’s the hottest scene in doctor who for me it’s Peter capaldi shredding that guitar on a tank
December 1, 2024 at 8:00 AM
What’s the hottest scene in doctor who for me it’s Peter capaldi shredding that guitar on a tank
Bf just explained freeze tag to a 10 year old and she responded “oh so it’s like among us”
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Bf just explained freeze tag to a 10 year old and she responded “oh so it’s like among us”
Ugh he is so obsessed with me
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Ugh he is so obsessed with me
Tutoring at an elementary school the week before thanksgiving break means no one is listening to you and you are constantly getting coughed on (I imagine the same is true for teachers except far worse?)
November 22, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Tutoring at an elementary school the week before thanksgiving break means no one is listening to you and you are constantly getting coughed on (I imagine the same is true for teachers except far worse?)
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ugh just watched a movie with male nudity. sorry but if i want to see a penis, i'll open my eyes in the shower (not gonna happen, losers!)
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
ugh just watched a movie with male nudity. sorry but if i want to see a penis, i'll open my eyes in the shower (not gonna happen, losers!)
Club can’t even handle me
November 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Club can’t even handle me
If you want to see a real Christmas film, check out Hot Frosty on Netflix. (I reviewed Red One for bf’s site)
“Red One” is Not Bad…It’s Something Much Worse (Review)
It’s a movie designed to live as a Blu-ray in front of the checkout aisle at Target with a 30% off sticker slapped on the case.
knockonwoodfilm.com
November 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
If you want to see a real Christmas film, check out Hot Frosty on Netflix. (I reviewed Red One for bf’s site)
November 17, 2024 at 5:13 AM
My boyfriend and I watch SNL the same way we watch Dancing With The Stars. After every sketch we turn to each other and talk about whether we thought it was good, and what could have been better.
November 17, 2024 at 4:36 AM
My boyfriend and I watch SNL the same way we watch Dancing With The Stars. After every sketch we turn to each other and talk about whether we thought it was good, and what could have been better.