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David Witt
@davidwitt.bsky.social
Front-end engineer, inconsistent writer, dubious philosopher
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This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws

Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.

Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Happy tenth birthday to a real one
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"Once this human participation gets displaced by more competitive machine alternatives, our institutions' incentives for growth will be untethered from a need to ensure human flourishing."
gradual-disempowerment.ai
Gradual Disempowerment
Gradual Disempowerment
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January 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
A real, actual quote from my partner this morning.
"Does Brandon Sanderson only write short stories?"
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do

- janitor
- election machine tester
- climbing instructor
- camp director
- zipline guide
- foreclosure auditor
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do

- delivered newspapers
- a summer of odd jobs: painting, yard work etc.
- basketball referee
- dishwasher
- line cook
- bus boy
- waiter
- bouncer
- internet technical support
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- SAT coach
- retail associate
- front desk at gym
- phlebotomist
- clinical lab tech in surgical path
- help desk technician
- non profit program director
November 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Dipping a toe into the midlife crisis pool
November 9, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Cultivating new vibes
November 9, 2024 at 4:42 AM
The only thing worse than "blank page syndrome" as a writer is when the blank page is publicly visible.
November 9, 2024 at 12:44 AM