David Veta
davidveta.bsky.social
David Veta
@davidveta.bsky.social
Me when bad things happen in the world:
May 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Instead of going in and out, the guy is going to have to rotate on an axis so he spins around like a helicopter
May 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If you buy this kind of scent, you want to eat a candle. I’m sorry, but you do
February 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Cru d'état
January 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)
December 31, 2024 at 4:24 AM
First they made pizza beans and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a bean
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
What else would you use the duck for?
December 26, 2024 at 9:01 PM
“Smoking bad”
December 26, 2024 at 2:09 PM
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Once you get a one year streak, the owl teaches you how to say “blumpkin” in every language
December 22, 2024 at 3:12 PM
(Candle in the Wind)
🎶 Goodbye normal jean 🎶
December 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
🎶 Corn in the USA 🎶
December 14, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Stunning new image from the James Webb Space Telescope @jwstfeed.bsky.social of a never-before-seen region of the night sky

Jk my gf made cookies and this is a picture of my dirty counter
December 13, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Is this a problem?
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
There Will B eef
November 29, 2024 at 5:18 PM
P.T Anderson’s brother
November 27, 2024 at 2:42 AM