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David Trott
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Northerner in London. Sleep deprived. Community trustee. Session musician. Business owner. Profound dependency on caffeine and micronaps.
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no. no I don’t want it.
A screenshot of the new AI feature in WhatsApp.
March 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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"Everything's computer!"

- your elderly accountant trying to submit your VAT return
Trump sitting in a Tesla while shouting "everything's computer!".
March 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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"Everything's computer!"

- your nan using the Tesco self-checkout for the first time
Trump sitting in a Tesla while shouting "everything's computer!".
March 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Eggster McVey.
Esther McVey's face on an egg. Eggster. Eggster McVey.
February 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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*sigh*

www.forbes.com/sites/conorm...
A screenshot from a Forbes article gathering all the companies and organisations cutting back on DEI initiatives. This screenshot displays the following text: "Feb. 11 Disney is making several changes to its DEI approach, including shifting its "Diversity & Inclusion" performance metric used to evaluate employees to "Talent Strategy," which is focused more on business outcomes, while also axing its "Reimagine Tomorrow" website which highlights diverse employees and adjusting content warnings it attached to some of its older films on Disney+ to remove references to diversity and culture."
February 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Wasn’t expecting an existential crisis at the shopping centre car park, but there we go.
A photo of a payment terminal screen at a shopping centre car park with the words “change is possible” displayed on the screen.
February 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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What. Is. Happening.
A clipping from a Guardian live blog, covering a Trump press conference - the image says: “Trump is asked what authority would allow the US to "take over" the Gaza Strip. The US president says he sees a "long-term ownership position" which he says will bring "great stability" to the entire Middle East region. Trump claims that everyone he has spoken to "loves the idea of the United States owning that piece of land". This is an idea that gotten tremendous ... praise from the highest level of leadership.”
February 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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This might be my favourite paragraph ever to appear in a newspaper.
A clipping of an article from The Independent newspaper, which reads "That could lead to a total change in the structure of the universe. But scientists know very little about it – including whether it would happen, when, and how long it might take."
February 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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"quite a lot of the Beatles"
A screenshot of a Guardian article on Musk's potential interest in buying Liverpool FC. The screenshot says "Musk Sr said the interest was partly as there was a family connection to the city. 'His grandmother was born in Liverpool, and we have relatives in Liverpool, and we were fortunate to know quite a lot of the Beatles because they grew up with some of my family,' he added. 'So, we are attached to Liverpool, you know.'"
January 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Just laughed up an entire kidney through my oesophagus. Send help.
A screenshot of a BBC News article with the headline "Musk says Farage 'doesn't have what it takes' to be Reform UK Leader"
January 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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what is happening
A google photos notification about their 2024 recap
December 6, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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oh. oh no.
December 6, 2024 at 8:56 AM
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Thanks for the reminder to update my settings, chaps.
A screenshot of the Bluesky moderation settings screen, with the phrase "Steven Bartlett" muted indefinitely in the feed.
November 26, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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Stewart Lee has let himself go.
A ridiculous quotation from Morrissey claiming that if you "express an opinion [in the UK] you'll be sent to prison".
November 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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HOW DID YOU GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS STEVEN
An iPhone notification of a marketing email from Steven Bartlett, promoting another of his tedious ventures.
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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An opening sentence masterclass from the Guardian on the Jake Paul / Tyson nonsense.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/n...
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 AM