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@davidtaylornyc.bsky.social
Causing chaos wherever I unplug things.
YEG, GP, and occasional cameo in NJ. Biochemist/Electrician/Superforecaster. Look for me on F24, AJ, DW + BBC.
Described as an unpetite, walking liability.
YEG, GP, and occasional cameo in NJ. Biochemist/Electrician/Superforecaster. Look for me on F24, AJ, DW + BBC.
Described as an unpetite, walking liability.
Pinned
a dog is drinking water from a bowl .
ALT: a dog is drinking water from a bowl .
media.tenor.com
I can't stress enough how helpful it is to fill in your bio, make an initial post, or reply to posts.
If you follow, and you're expecting us to make a decision to follow back, you're giving us nothing.
Throw us a bone 🙂
If you follow, and you're expecting us to make a decision to follow back, you're giving us nothing.
Throw us a bone 🙂
How to make a $4 pizza taste like a $16 pizza:
Add $12 of ingredients
Add $12 of ingredients
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
How to make a $4 pizza taste like a $16 pizza:
Add $12 of ingredients
Add $12 of ingredients
I'm treating myself to chicken and waffles without waffles this morning.
(I ran out of peanut butter)
(I ran out of peanut butter)
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm treating myself to chicken and waffles without waffles this morning.
(I ran out of peanut butter)
(I ran out of peanut butter)
Remember the meeting between Liddle Marco and Sergei Lavrov?
Lavrov has been accused of sabotage and is persona non grata in the Kremlin. This is because of the strong talk Lavrov gave to Rubio, which the Kremlin says was not Putin's position.
They say it jeopardized a Trump-Putin meeting.
Lavrov has been accused of sabotage and is persona non grata in the Kremlin. This is because of the strong talk Lavrov gave to Rubio, which the Kremlin says was not Putin's position.
They say it jeopardized a Trump-Putin meeting.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Remember the meeting between Liddle Marco and Sergei Lavrov?
Lavrov has been accused of sabotage and is persona non grata in the Kremlin. This is because of the strong talk Lavrov gave to Rubio, which the Kremlin says was not Putin's position.
They say it jeopardized a Trump-Putin meeting.
Lavrov has been accused of sabotage and is persona non grata in the Kremlin. This is because of the strong talk Lavrov gave to Rubio, which the Kremlin says was not Putin's position.
They say it jeopardized a Trump-Putin meeting.
Side wager: it happens on a ramp
This has got to be one of the most interesting Polymarkets I’ve seen.🤣
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Side wager: it happens on a ramp
Narrator: they weren't
I want to know wtf the 6215 voting for adams were thinking 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Narrator: they weren't
I can see Trump's losses of last night from my back porch.
There's a TV out here. I guess I should bring it in for the winter.
There's a TV out here. I guess I should bring it in for the winter.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I can see Trump's losses of last night from my back porch.
There's a TV out here. I guess I should bring it in for the winter.
There's a TV out here. I guess I should bring it in for the winter.
UPS plane crashed at 17:15 local time.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
UPS plane crashed at 17:15 local time.
I knew I recognized that evil man's face from somewhere
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I knew I recognized that evil man's face from somewhere
Nice Daylight Saving Time ya got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Nice Daylight Saving Time ya got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
They're starting to put Charles on money and I don't know if this or his bad teeth is funnier.
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
They're starting to put Charles on money and I don't know if this or his bad teeth is funnier.
A helpful person said I should go fly a kite nsw
“go outside” they said. okay and do what, perish?
November 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
A helpful person said I should go fly a kite nsw
That's the best coffee I've had all morning. Incidentally, it's also the first coffee I've had all morning, and probably the first coffee made on the whole block.
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
That's the best coffee I've had all morning. Incidentally, it's also the first coffee I've had all morning, and probably the first coffee made on the whole block.
The microwave blinked the correct time at midnight, but every blink since has been wrong.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The microwave blinked the correct time at midnight, but every blink since has been wrong.
What did everyone use their "extra" hour for today?
I made a fantastic breakfast - and took the time to savour it.
I made a fantastic breakfast - and took the time to savour it.
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What did everyone use their "extra" hour for today?
I made a fantastic breakfast - and took the time to savour it.
I made a fantastic breakfast - and took the time to savour it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hurricane Melissa is currently a Category 3 headed for Jamaica and Florida. Expected to get stronger and inflict approximately $12M in improvements to Mar-A-Lago.
A jaw-dropping view of the sun setting on Hurricane Melissa tonight.
Melissa continues its approach to Jamaica as a powerful, major hurricane.
Melissa continues its approach to Jamaica as a powerful, major hurricane.
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hurricane Melissa is currently a Category 3 headed for Jamaica and Florida. Expected to get stronger and inflict approximately $12M in improvements to Mar-A-Lago.
"Why'd you make so much?"
Because.
Because.
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"Why'd you make so much?"
Because.
Because.
Remember MAD Magazine where you folded the back page a certain way to reveal a hidden message?
I kinda do the same with my posts 😁
I kinda do the same with my posts 😁
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Remember MAD Magazine where you folded the back page a certain way to reveal a hidden message?
I kinda do the same with my posts 😁
I kinda do the same with my posts 😁
To avoid the rush of others likely to follow, I am having it for breakfast
Some personal news, I am going to eat ice cream for dinner.
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
To avoid the rush of others likely to follow, I am having it for breakfast
After we're done getting rid of the Orange menace and fascism, can we work together to get rid of Axe Body products?
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
After we're done getting rid of the Orange menace and fascism, can we work together to get rid of Axe Body products?
It was another long week at work, which is pretty standard.
But my body is telling me I need homemade chicken fried rice, and it just volunteered me to help make it.
But my body is telling me I need homemade chicken fried rice, and it just volunteered me to help make it.
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It was another long week at work, which is pretty standard.
But my body is telling me I need homemade chicken fried rice, and it just volunteered me to help make it.
But my body is telling me I need homemade chicken fried rice, and it just volunteered me to help make it.
Little-known fact:
Kenny Rogers' hit song "We've Got Tonight" was actually about the last day the McRib was on the menu
Kenny Rogers' hit song "We've Got Tonight" was actually about the last day the McRib was on the menu
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Little-known fact:
Kenny Rogers' hit song "We've Got Tonight" was actually about the last day the McRib was on the menu
Kenny Rogers' hit song "We've Got Tonight" was actually about the last day the McRib was on the menu
It must suck for them and their plan for us to riot, when we're not going to riot.
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It must suck for them and their plan for us to riot, when we're not going to riot.
Who's going to tell Trump that Al Capone's riches aren't in the walls of the East Wing? Geraldo?
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Who's going to tell Trump that Al Capone's riches aren't in the walls of the East Wing? Geraldo?
If you've seen one Rapture, you've seen them all.
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If you've seen one Rapture, you've seen them all.