David Lastname
@davidschmavid.bsky.social
Just some guy who's here, I guess.
Heading over to this Streets of Rage stage to walk the dog.
September 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Heading over to this Streets of Rage stage to walk the dog.
Scientific quandary: if i feed my dog this fortune cookie will she also eat the fortune?
Hypothesis: yes she will
Hypothesis: yes she will
August 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Scientific quandary: if i feed my dog this fortune cookie will she also eat the fortune?
Hypothesis: yes she will
Hypothesis: yes she will
😢😢😢😢😢 I have to go to a job on Monday it's not fair you guys
August 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
😢😢😢😢😢 I have to go to a job on Monday it's not fair you guys
Very sad news. I think this museum I interviewed at is going to try to give me a job 😢
August 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Very sad news. I think this museum I interviewed at is going to try to give me a job 😢
Haven't updated in a minute. Living in a Philadelphia now. Currently unemployed but working on that part. It's hot as balls here but the area I'm living is an upgrade from Oakland. Lots of parks and cheap Chinese food nearby.
August 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Haven't updated in a minute. Living in a Philadelphia now. Currently unemployed but working on that part. It's hot as balls here but the area I'm living is an upgrade from Oakland. Lots of parks and cheap Chinese food nearby.
Some rocks i looked at I guess
July 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Some rocks i looked at I guess
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If you don’t support trans people and trans rights, then you can just fuck off. I don’t need you following me and I want nothing to do with you. Fix your heart or die.
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you don’t support trans people and trans rights, then you can just fuck off. I don’t need you following me and I want nothing to do with you. Fix your heart or die.
Two unexpected ER visits and now an emergency tooth extraction and we're ready to leave for Philly tomorrow. Also my insurance expires July 1st so this was a dramatic race against time
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Two unexpected ER visits and now an emergency tooth extraction and we're ready to leave for Philly tomorrow. Also my insurance expires July 1st so this was a dramatic race against time
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It’s always so funny when edgelords self-identify as “politically incorrect” and then just say things that The President would agree with. That dude is the Politician and he thinks you’re very correct.
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s always so funny when edgelords self-identify as “politically incorrect” and then just say things that The President would agree with. That dude is the Politician and he thinks you’re very correct.
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Gonna walk into this Dollar Tree through the back door like that scene in Goodfellas
June 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Gonna walk into this Dollar Tree through the back door like that scene in Goodfellas
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Learning to count cards so I can hopefully win some money at my next tarot reading
June 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Learning to count cards so I can hopefully win some money at my next tarot reading
Chief Surgeon Sulan holofoil card! ##startrekvoyager
June 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Chief Surgeon Sulan holofoil card! ##startrekvoyager
For sale. Chakotay temporary tattoos. Never worn. #startrekvoyager
June 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
For sale. Chakotay temporary tattoos. Never worn. #startrekvoyager
Awesome! A bio-neural gel pack rookie card! #startrekvoyager
June 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Awesome! A bio-neural gel pack rookie card! #startrekvoyager
Packing up stuff for the move. Found these. Mint in package. One like and I'll open these and let me dog chew on them.
June 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Packing up stuff for the move. Found these. Mint in package. One like and I'll open these and let me dog chew on them.
Got an apartment in Philly. Put in my two weeks notice. Yikes!!!!!!!!
June 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Got an apartment in Philly. Put in my two weeks notice. Yikes!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday, Me! Let's celebrate by downloading and playing through chapters 1 and 2 of my Mountain Harbor High School horror comedy JRPG. Download it for the full experience (vs playing it in browser).
hardcore-nerdity.itch.io/mountain-har...
hardcore-nerdity.itch.io/mountain-har...
Mountain Harbor: High School by Hardcore_Nerdity
Staff members protect a small Kansas school from Supernatural Horrors.
hardcore-nerdity.itch.io
June 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy Birthday, Me! Let's celebrate by downloading and playing through chapters 1 and 2 of my Mountain Harbor High School horror comedy JRPG. Download it for the full experience (vs playing it in browser).
hardcore-nerdity.itch.io/mountain-har...
hardcore-nerdity.itch.io/mountain-har...
What else would have gotten Grandpa Joe out of bed? Like if Charlie Bucket had gotten a couple coupons for a shrimp buffet, would that have gotten Grandpa Joe up?
May 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
What else would have gotten Grandpa Joe out of bed? Like if Charlie Bucket had gotten a couple coupons for a shrimp buffet, would that have gotten Grandpa Joe up?
May 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I used to post to Instagram whenever I finished a game but I'm off that platform, because... ya know... Zuck...
So they're going here instead!
I finished Persona 4 Golden!
6/10
Fun combat, if a bit repetitive
Great story and characters, as expected from the series
-Far too much downtime
So they're going here instead!
I finished Persona 4 Golden!
6/10
Fun combat, if a bit repetitive
Great story and characters, as expected from the series
-Far too much downtime
April 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I used to post to Instagram whenever I finished a game but I'm off that platform, because... ya know... Zuck...
So they're going here instead!
I finished Persona 4 Golden!
6/10
Fun combat, if a bit repetitive
Great story and characters, as expected from the series
-Far too much downtime
So they're going here instead!
I finished Persona 4 Golden!
6/10
Fun combat, if a bit repetitive
Great story and characters, as expected from the series
-Far too much downtime
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The following Bruce Springsteen songs also sound like they’re level names for a Super Nintendo game:
- Jungleland
- Thunder Road
- The River
- Badlands
- Backstreets
- Jungleland
- Thunder Road
- The River
- Badlands
- Backstreets
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The following Bruce Springsteen songs also sound like they’re level names for a Super Nintendo game:
- Jungleland
- Thunder Road
- The River
- Badlands
- Backstreets
- Jungleland
- Thunder Road
- The River
- Badlands
- Backstreets
Back home from Japan.
I guess I'll sit around and wait for the next exciting thing to happen to me and then post about that.
I guess I'll sit around and wait for the next exciting thing to happen to me and then post about that.
April 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Back home from Japan.
I guess I'll sit around and wait for the next exciting thing to happen to me and then post about that.
I guess I'll sit around and wait for the next exciting thing to happen to me and then post about that.
Day 41 in Japan Recap
Final full day in Japan.
-Beach resort all morning and early afternoon
-Giant waygu yakiniku dinner.
I'm excited to go home and see my dog, but I'm not looking forward to going back to work or witnessing the collapse of the US. I'd just travel forever if I could.
Final full day in Japan.
-Beach resort all morning and early afternoon
-Giant waygu yakiniku dinner.
I'm excited to go home and see my dog, but I'm not looking forward to going back to work or witnessing the collapse of the US. I'd just travel forever if I could.
April 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Day 41 in Japan Recap
Final full day in Japan.
-Beach resort all morning and early afternoon
-Giant waygu yakiniku dinner.
I'm excited to go home and see my dog, but I'm not looking forward to going back to work or witnessing the collapse of the US. I'd just travel forever if I could.
Final full day in Japan.
-Beach resort all morning and early afternoon
-Giant waygu yakiniku dinner.
I'm excited to go home and see my dog, but I'm not looking forward to going back to work or witnessing the collapse of the US. I'd just travel forever if I could.