Martin Septim: Nepo Baby
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Billy Corgan after I keep him locked in my trunk for so long he loses his grasp on reality outside of my trunk:
“The world is a spare tire”
“The world is a spare tire”
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Billy Corgan after I keep him locked in my trunk for so long he loses his grasp on reality outside of my trunk:
“The world is a spare tire”
“The world is a spare tire”
Call me Head-mund Fitzgerald the way I’m making them gales come early
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Call me Head-mund Fitzgerald the way I’m making them gales come early
“Ok sure but why do you insist on calling it *proto*-indo-european?” - the second guy to show up for the Bronze Age
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“Ok sure but why do you insist on calling it *proto*-indo-european?” - the second guy to show up for the Bronze Age
Coffee is like when you use your Alchemy skill to craft a healing potion. Energy drinks are like when you find a healing potion on a dead skeleton in a dungeon. It’s science.
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Coffee is like when you use your Alchemy skill to craft a healing potion. Energy drinks are like when you find a healing potion on a dead skeleton in a dungeon. It’s science.
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photos with identical vibes
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
photos with identical vibes
If your pet got ahold of the remote what show would they put on?
(Assume they understand how it functions and can find the show and stuff)
(Assume they understand how it functions and can find the show and stuff)
September 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If your pet got ahold of the remote what show would they put on?
(Assume they understand how it functions and can find the show and stuff)
(Assume they understand how it functions and can find the show and stuff)
I knew my wife was the one when we were in the car driving to a haunted house on our fourth date and she recited from memory the entire “mother mother fuck” rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
September 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I knew my wife was the one when we were in the car driving to a haunted house on our fourth date and she recited from memory the entire “mother mother fuck” rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
As much as I don’t care for the concept of “ignorance is bliss” I gotta say I really enjoyed not knowing what a ‘groyper’ was
September 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As much as I don’t care for the concept of “ignorance is bliss” I gotta say I really enjoyed not knowing what a ‘groyper’ was
Ok but what if I wanted to sneeze on this hot bar?
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Ok but what if I wanted to sneeze on this hot bar?
Pronounce “aurora” like you’re a happy play-fighting medium-sized cattle-dog mix.
September 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Pronounce “aurora” like you’re a happy play-fighting medium-sized cattle-dog mix.
My dog loves bologna, not sure how he feels about malarkey or balderdash though.
August 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My dog loves bologna, not sure how he feels about malarkey or balderdash though.
Pronounce “luncheon” like it’s an evolution of Eevee.
August 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pronounce “luncheon” like it’s an evolution of Eevee.
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Fact: the foreskin is God’s faraday cage
August 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Fact: the foreskin is God’s faraday cage
“All you need is bruv” - the beatles if they were british
August 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“All you need is bruv” - the beatles if they were british
Computer gaming as a whole just feels so inaccessible when games have unreasonably high system requirements such as this. Who can even run this??
August 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Computer gaming as a whole just feels so inaccessible when games have unreasonably high system requirements such as this. Who can even run this??
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As an M. Path I can tell that the day I graced your village was the most important day of your life.
August 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As an M. Path I can tell that the day I graced your village was the most important day of your life.
Remake the movie Holes but recast all the humans as dogs so they’re pretty content with the situation
August 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Remake the movie Holes but recast all the humans as dogs so they’re pretty content with the situation
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Reposted by Martin Septim: Nepo Baby
Reposted by Martin Septim: Nepo Baby
Conducted some research this afternoon, turns out a PB&J is still a damn good sandwich
July 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Conducted some research this afternoon, turns out a PB&J is still a damn good sandwich
Marker of a great restaurant: two staff members are behind the restaurant smoking cigarettes and arguing in a language I don’t understand.
July 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Marker of a great restaurant: two staff members are behind the restaurant smoking cigarettes and arguing in a language I don’t understand.