David Schmader
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David Schmader
@davidschmader.bsky.social
Bricks are so bulky this pride throw scissors
June 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
coming back after dark to change that ER to an S
June 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Took Pierre to the vet to check out his hot new limp, brought him home on doggy morphine for an inflamed knee, now he's on the floor with a cookie in his mouth. He'll be chasing this high for the rest of his life.
March 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Speaking of atrocities, please join me in peacefully protesting the atrocious doings of Elon Musk and his DOGE chaos monkeys THIS SATURDAY at the El Paso Tesla dealership.
March 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I just spent $13,000 at Costco because Target sucks
February 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
an image from 'The World Only Spins Forward,' Dan Kois' and Isaac Butler's amazing oral history of Tony Kushner's gay fantasia on national themes
February 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Every shot counts (as does bookshelf bar placement)
January 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
According to this sign, I am dogs, candy that tastes like medicine, Chappell Roan’s Tiny Desk Concert, and butts
January 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM