David R. Witanowski
@davidrwitanowski.bsky.social
author - the reynard cycle - look on my works, ye mighty, and, you know, whatever
Ah, yes, my college years. We didn't have enough books for everyone so we just huddled round. Twas during the chair shortage of '98.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ah, yes, my college years. We didn't have enough books for everyone so we just huddled round. Twas during the chair shortage of '98.
I hear John Kramer opened up a DQ.
September 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I hear John Kramer opened up a DQ.
Gunwale, Buckle, & Rasp by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Gunwale, Buckle, & Rasp by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
Jelly Babies, Two Hearts, Can't Lose.
August 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Jelly Babies, Two Hearts, Can't Lose.
Some expense was spared.
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Some expense was spared.
I know this is just a canal lock but, also, do I have enough health and mana potions for this boss fight?
June 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I know this is just a canal lock but, also, do I have enough health and mana potions for this boss fight?
Lapins Crétins are the Minions of France, change my mind.
May 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Lapins Crétins are the Minions of France, change my mind.
Post your getaway vehicle.
May 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Post your getaway vehicle.
Also, I'm pretty certain that Rex Hofman is Jimmy McNulty and Jonathan Carnahan's love child.
April 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Also, I'm pretty certain that Rex Hofman is Jimmy McNulty and Jonathan Carnahan's love child.
Cy_Borg gets it.
March 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Cy_Borg gets it.
When was someone going to tell me that Theon Greyjoy and Ronald Weasley had a son?
January 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
When was someone going to tell me that Theon Greyjoy and Ronald Weasley had a son?
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
January 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Our Marriage Is So Strong That We Should Be Depicted In Separate Paintings, But, No, Seriously, It's A Healthy Relationship, I'm Not Putting On My Gloves Because I'm Going Out For Cigarettes And Not Coming Back, Everything Is Cool - Artist Unknown
January 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Our Marriage Is So Strong That We Should Be Depicted In Separate Paintings, But, No, Seriously, It's A Healthy Relationship, I'm Not Putting On My Gloves Because I'm Going Out For Cigarettes And Not Coming Back, Everything Is Cool - Artist Unknown
Okay, so Gihren Zabi is basically Space Hitler. With an outfit like this, I suppose it was only a matter of time.
December 29, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Okay, so Gihren Zabi is basically Space Hitler. With an outfit like this, I suppose it was only a matter of time.
you will be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 7:59 PM
you will be visited by three spirits
Sure, he might have murdered the families of Ax-Battler, Tyris Flare, and Gilius Thunderhead . . . But what was Death Adder's tax policy?
December 19, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Sure, he might have murdered the families of Ax-Battler, Tyris Flare, and Gilius Thunderhead . . . But what was Death Adder's tax policy?
God, I need to stop buying swords. This is unsustainable.
December 6, 2024 at 8:15 AM
God, I need to stop buying swords. This is unsustainable.
I'm currently working on my first novel with actual magic in it, but if you prefer a grittier sort of fantasy adventure, allow me to recommend:
November 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I'm currently working on my first novel with actual magic in it, but if you prefer a grittier sort of fantasy adventure, allow me to recommend:
Still waiting for the Aeneid to drop.
October 28, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Still waiting for the Aeneid to drop.
This ride could have used more Mola Ram.
May 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
This ride could have used more Mola Ram.
Stay tuned . . .
February 26, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Stay tuned . . .
Sideways Paw: A National Concern.
January 24, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Sideways Paw: A National Concern.
I'm not that far into BG3, but I hope that Gale just turns out to be a polymorphed disenchanter.
September 29, 2023 at 8:07 PM
I'm not that far into BG3, but I hope that Gale just turns out to be a polymorphed disenchanter.
Chaos erupting in L.A. in the immediate aftermath of Tropical Storm Hilary. Drive safe!
August 21, 2023 at 11:06 AM
Chaos erupting in L.A. in the immediate aftermath of Tropical Storm Hilary. Drive safe!