David R. Witanowski
@davidrwitanowski.bsky.social
author - the reynard cycle - look on my works, ye mighty, and, you know, whatever
Pinned
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Spoilers for Silent Hill f: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jaP...
Saved By The Bell (1990) - Jessie Spano | I’m So Excited Scene [4K]
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November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Spoilers for Silent Hill f: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jaP...
Ah, yes, my college years. We didn't have enough books for everyone so we just huddled round. Twas during the chair shortage of '98.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ah, yes, my college years. We didn't have enough books for everyone so we just huddled round. Twas during the chair shortage of '98.
Hear me out: In order to raise money for his chemotherapy treatments, mild mannered Walter White reaches out to a street savvy former student in order to begin a lucrative secret break dancing career. #Breakin'Bad #Iamtheonewhopopsandlocks
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hear me out: In order to raise money for his chemotherapy treatments, mild mannered Walter White reaches out to a street savvy former student in order to begin a lucrative secret break dancing career. #Breakin'Bad #Iamtheonewhopopsandlocks
Man impaled by plastic sword concerned about the proliferation of macroplastics.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Man impaled by plastic sword concerned about the proliferation of macroplastics.
Watched a low budget documentary recently about an American family, struggling with layoffs due to increased mechanization at their former workplace, standing united when faced with repeated trespassers on their property. It was called the Texas Chainsaw something or other.
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Watched a low budget documentary recently about an American family, struggling with layoffs due to increased mechanization at their former workplace, standing united when faced with repeated trespassers on their property. It was called the Texas Chainsaw something or other.
Sometimes I feel like I've spent forty years honing skills for an industry that changed beyond recognition before I was born.
October 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sometimes I feel like I've spent forty years honing skills for an industry that changed beyond recognition before I was born.
I hear John Kramer opened up a DQ.
September 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I hear John Kramer opened up a DQ.
I've decided to soft retire one of the older editions of my 2011 novel, Reynard the Fox. But, for those of you who are collectors / completionists like myself, I've left said version up for sale on Lulu.com! Just follow the link below: www.lulu.com/shop/david-r...
Reynard the Fox
In a city full of thieves, there are none better than the wily Reynard: a skilled cat burglar, con artist, and master of disguise who preys on the wealthy and powerful. But even a man of Reynard's tal...
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September 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I've decided to soft retire one of the older editions of my 2011 novel, Reynard the Fox. But, for those of you who are collectors / completionists like myself, I've left said version up for sale on Lulu.com! Just follow the link below: www.lulu.com/shop/david-r...
Blair Witch Projects gradually gentrified.
September 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Blair Witch Projects gradually gentrified.
Gunwale, Buckle, & Rasp by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Gunwale, Buckle, & Rasp by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
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today's my birthday! Here's a fresh new compilation of my custom-made logo designs — sharing it would be a cool gift for me today 😌
thank you all for your continious support, my work keeps me going these days and I hope to continue making cool designs on the next loop around the Sun 🙏
thank you all for your continious support, my work keeps me going these days and I hope to continue making cool designs on the next loop around the Sun 🙏
August 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
today's my birthday! Here's a fresh new compilation of my custom-made logo designs — sharing it would be a cool gift for me today 😌
thank you all for your continious support, my work keeps me going these days and I hope to continue making cool designs on the next loop around the Sun 🙏
thank you all for your continious support, my work keeps me going these days and I hope to continue making cool designs on the next loop around the Sun 🙏
Oh! Apparently, the full cast audiobook of Reynard the Fox has been included in Amazon's 'Meant to be Heard' promotional sale! So you can pick it and another title up for the price of one! Check it out before the sale ends on August 27th!
Reynard the Fox
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. In a city full of thieves, there are none better than the wily Reynard: a skilled cat burglar, con artist, and master of disguise who preys on the wealthy a...
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August 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh! Apparently, the full cast audiobook of Reynard the Fox has been included in Amazon's 'Meant to be Heard' promotional sale! So you can pick it and another title up for the price of one! Check it out before the sale ends on August 27th!
Jelly Babies, Two Hearts, Can't Lose.
August 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Jelly Babies, Two Hearts, Can't Lose.
I'm seriously considering writing my next novel in the present tense and, idk, it feels like such a huge departure for me.
August 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm seriously considering writing my next novel in the present tense and, idk, it feels like such a huge departure for me.
Raise your hand if Sophie B. Hawkins' hit single As I Lay Me Down has you asking, of yourself and others, 'Who wants tacos?'
July 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Raise your hand if Sophie B. Hawkins' hit single As I Lay Me Down has you asking, of yourself and others, 'Who wants tacos?'
A production of The Sound of Music where Maria actually is a will-o'-the-wisp and the von Trapps all drown in a bog.
July 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A production of The Sound of Music where Maria actually is a will-o'-the-wisp and the von Trapps all drown in a bog.
I have a hard time believing that the people living in the Jurassic Park / World universe would lose interest in dinosaurs. Like, we haven't lost interest in elephants and lions. Hell, I don't get tired of looking at everyday, run of the mill birds.
July 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I have a hard time believing that the people living in the Jurassic Park / World universe would lose interest in dinosaurs. Like, we haven't lost interest in elephants and lions. Hell, I don't get tired of looking at everyday, run of the mill birds.
Some expense was spared.
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Some expense was spared.
But honestly, I just wanted a quick tour of the mage college north of Winterhold. I didn't want to become the newest apprentice, let alone immediately start classes, get a bed assigned to me, and start forming rivalries.
June 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
But honestly, I just wanted a quick tour of the mage college north of Winterhold. I didn't want to become the newest apprentice, let alone immediately start classes, get a bed assigned to me, and start forming rivalries.
It's absolutely ludicrous that we passed over Athena/Minerva and Hera/Juno when naming newly discovered planets. Neptune rules the ocean. Uranus is literally the personification of the night sky. And Pluto rules the underworld. They don't need planets (or ex-planets) named after them.
June 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's absolutely ludicrous that we passed over Athena/Minerva and Hera/Juno when naming newly discovered planets. Neptune rules the ocean. Uranus is literally the personification of the night sky. And Pluto rules the underworld. They don't need planets (or ex-planets) named after them.
I know this is just a canal lock but, also, do I have enough health and mana potions for this boss fight?
June 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I know this is just a canal lock but, also, do I have enough health and mana potions for this boss fight?
Lapins Crétins are the Minions of France, change my mind.
May 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Lapins Crétins are the Minions of France, change my mind.
If anyone had just been like, 'Skyrim is basically a modern Ultima' I probably would have played it when it came out.
May 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If anyone had just been like, 'Skyrim is basically a modern Ultima' I probably would have played it when it came out.
I think the most shocking thing about Jaws to a modern reader isn't so much the killer shark as it is the concept of people going on summer vacations that last three full months.
May 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I think the most shocking thing about Jaws to a modern reader isn't so much the killer shark as it is the concept of people going on summer vacations that last three full months.