David “Aspiring Khoresht Daddy” Precht
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David “Aspiring Khoresht Daddy” Precht
@davidprecht.bsky.social
Comic book writer, copywriter, some tarrof, exaggerationalist, second generation kid, aspiring food assembler, baseball enjoyer, 90s punk and hardcore kid, tea drinker, owner of ترشی. Rep: @desir.ee at Looking Glass Lit (he/him)
That’s incredible and adorable!
Any favorite cards?
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If they have a “toddler’s first punk/hardcore” card, I won’t have to spend the hours come up with a SFW playlist
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s so rad but I need a larger verity of cards!
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It’s a G Willow original. Get on board, publishers!
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Such smooth lines
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Bring that Short King to Baltimore, Mike
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
🤣🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I am preparing the playlists for this moment
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I hope he’s an Oriole this season. This team needs more Black players. Baltimore is a Black city, they need players that fans in the city can get excited for and see themselves in
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Man, I don’t know
He’s a huge vibes guy, massive bat but that DH spot needs to be available for Basallo, Rutschman, etc (and I think Mayo COULD be better)
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Gunnar videos where he's like "he scares me on start days" would be very funny
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’d rather they trade for Lopez/Ryan than rely on Scherzer but his bulldog attitude would shake things up in a big way
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If Elias loves a short king, look no further than Imani
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You know what to do, Poseidon
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
To add a layer, we’re Baha’is
If anyone from my family (all citizens) are deported in Iran, we would be thrown in prison immediately and stay there for the rest of our lives
There’s a reason why we haven’t returned to Iran
These stories are terrifying
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM