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David “Aspiring Khoresht Daddy” Precht
@davidprecht.bsky.social
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Comic book writer, copywriter, some tarrof, exaggerationalist, second generation kid, aspiring food assembler, baseball enjoyer, 90s punk and hardcore kid, tea drinker, owner of ترشی. Rep: @desir.ee at Looking Glass Lit (he/him)
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A sign in the style of the Mamdani campaign that reads “healthcare should be a human right, not a bargaining chip so you can get re-elected”
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I think I’ve done it
A Mamdani-style sign that says “BUTT FOR STUFF”
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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A Zohran Mamdani style sign that reads “David for word haver”
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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This is a tomato plant that miraculously sprouted up from a crack between our stoop and sidewalk. I’m convinced tomatoes are hardier than I was originally told
Also, we called it the BLT-miracle
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Tom Cardy from his song ‘Bunch of Draclias (They’re All Playing Flute)’
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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The weekend, in photos
An angry looking skeleton person sits at a table. Next to the skeleton person is a skeleton dog, howling, presumably about the wait on their order A Sonic (the burger restaurant) “graffiti” mural of the R train with “LIVE FREE” spray painted on the side, a yellow taxi cab, the Statue of Liberty holding a styrofoam Sonic cup, a 2 train with “EAT” spray painted on the side along with the Sonic logo The numbers “6 7” written in chalk on the street. A chalk leaf bisects the 7. A United Stated Postal Service sticker, smeared with red paint and the words “WHAT DID YOU DO DURING THE GENOCIDE” is stuck to the side of a traffic light box
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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@paultobin.bsky.social Spotted this in a “for free” box and immediately thought of you
Mostly because of how creepy Hitchcock looks but also every other part of this
October 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Like this but he’s reading the Ten Commandments
October 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I choose you!
A large, wooden crate of orangemon pumpkins with a sign that reads “orangemon / $3 each”
October 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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It’s nearly abghoost weather so I got a head start
An instapot with abghoost bubbling away
October 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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We went to Meow Wolf Omega Mart
The 2-year-old spent most of their time spinning theses things and following a light up “river” behind the grocery store
We also got them a posable daikon radish guy
Good, weird stuff
A child manages a pair of cranks at a console at Meow Wolf Omega Mart
October 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Why are you yelling at me, plastic bag?
The warning on a plastic bag reads: “This bay is made of plastic. Use it for as long as you like. Howecoer,when it is no longer of use do not leave it in thecountry side of the sea. Dispose of it in a refuse container THE WORLD BEGO NGS TO US ALL WE MUST PROTECTITI Questo sacchetto e di plasticea, finche ti serve, usalo: tuttavia quando non ti serve plu non lasclario nei verde,non gettario nel fiumi nei laghi od in mare,ma deponilo negliappositi portarifuti.l
September 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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This man? He dropped out?
Oh no
Where will we go for daily Our Mayor is a Clown news if he’s not here?
September 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I can’t handle it
This man is a gift in the same way a perpetual humiliation machine is a gift
Mayor Eric Adams wears what can best be described as the greatest jacket the Earth has ever seen, a Rosh Hashanah-themed (?) jacket as he excitedly shakes a man’s hand.
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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And then celebrate with ice cream
Me, startled, holding a scoop of ice cream
September 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Do it so you can post for clout or whatever, just get those jabs (mostly because some of our bodies suck and we could use the herd immunity help)
A bathroom selfie with two bandages covering up the Covid and flu vaccines on my arm
September 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Read the room, Trader Joe’s
A doodle on a Trader Joe’s bag of two street urchins, eating a meal next to a drawing of a Trader Joe’s bag. There’s a word bubble coming from one of the urchins reads “Someday, when I’m old, I will look back on this moment as the happiest time of my life.”
September 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Two-year-old determinedly wanted to put number stickers on their legs
(Mamma’s on a work trip and we’re early for school so there we go)
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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With the Cracker Barrel redesign and backlash, I found this job posting on LinkedIn very funny
A LinkedIn job posting for Manager, Creative Content Production at Cracker Barrel
August 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Yes, 2 of them are hurt but 3 aren’t!
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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See this? Post a ghost👻
Chicago Cubs centerfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong
August 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I’ve been talking about Die Fantastischen Vier
Die Fantastischen Vier (the Fantastic Four) performing a concert
July 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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“I remember coming home from school and guess how young I must have been, and my mother asked me if my teacher was colored or white. And I said she was a little bit colored, a little bit white because she was about your color. And as a matter of fact, I was right. That's part of the dilemma of being an American Negro. That one is, a little bit colored and a little bit white. And not only in terms, in physical terms, but in the head and in the heart. And there are days, this is one of them, when you wonder, What your role is in this country and what your future is in it. How precise are you going to reconcile yourself to your situation here? And how you're going to communicate to the vast, heedless, unthinking cruel white majority that you are here. And to be here means you that can't be anywhere else. I could, my own person, leave this country, and I could go to Africa. I could go to China. I could go to Russia. I could go to Cuba. But I'm an American. That is a fact.” ~ James Baldwin
July 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Quote reskeet with a childhood photo that could be an album cover 💚
Me at 5 or 6, holding up a crab at my grandparents’ house in Maryland
July 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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My Caribbean neighbors remain undefeated
An Infinity G37 with the flag of Guyana draped across the hood. On the windshield is a decal that reads “UNWANTED.”
July 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM