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David Otter
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Carbon-based lifeform
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you can’t call yourself a midwesterner if you aren’t watching this bears packers game right now.
December 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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“The hustle and bustle of the holiday season.”

- Jon Bois
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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It's best to carry an otter with you at all times.
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Look at those little jazz hands (paws)
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I wonder if one could subsist on sunshine, water, and cannabis
October 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I’ve got my hands full, can somebody please hug this otter for me?
August 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
July 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Having a hard time relating to Woke Superman. The movie should be about him angrily making inscrutable memes on the computer about minority groups he hates
July 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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“Nobody could have seen this coming.”

In fact, it was entirely foreseeable. When governments undermine or defund the systems & experts responsible for monitoring environmental and weather conditions, it eliminates warnings and leaves people unnecessarily vulnerable to disaster.
July 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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🐈‍⬛☀️
June 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long
June 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I love baseball
June 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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May 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM