Xi: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Kim: I am the walrus.
Xi: You know what I'm trying to say...
Putin: That fucking bitch...
Kim: I am the walrus.
Putin: shut the fuck up, Kim! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
Kim: I am the walrus.
Xi: You know what I'm trying to say...
Putin: That fucking bitch...
Kim: I am the walrus.
Putin: shut the fuck up, Kim! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
September 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Xi: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Kim: I am the walrus.
Xi: You know what I'm trying to say...
Putin: That fucking bitch...
Kim: I am the walrus.
Putin: shut the fuck up, Kim! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
Kim: I am the walrus.
Xi: You know what I'm trying to say...
Putin: That fucking bitch...
Kim: I am the walrus.
Putin: shut the fuck up, Kim! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
Breaking: Donald Trump finally spotted
August 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Breaking: Donald Trump finally spotted
Lutnick: “Come in guys, the other will be here as soon as their parliaments let them”
April 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Lutnick: “Come in guys, the other will be here as soon as their parliaments let them”
Imagine actually having to know about what you were talking about. This type of thing would be devastating for Twitter.
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Imagine actually having to know about what you were talking about. This type of thing would be devastating for Twitter.
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …
April 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …
I hope he starts with the Trump Economic Policy team
April 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I hope he starts with the Trump Economic Policy team
How the tariff negations are going.
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
How the tariff negations are going.
Also liked burning the boats to motivate your army, though.
Great analogy, terrible negotiating strategies.
Great analogy, terrible negotiating strategies.
April 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Also liked burning the boats to motivate your army, though.
Great analogy, terrible negotiating strategies.
Great analogy, terrible negotiating strategies.
These are the pride lands.
April 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
These are the pride lands.
[under breath] “Motherf’ing McDonald’s, make me work the frier. I’ll show them islands… just fking wait”
April 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
[under breath] “Motherf’ing McDonald’s, make me work the frier. I’ll show them islands… just fking wait”
When the dip buyers become long term investors.
April 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When the dip buyers become long term investors.
BREAKING: S&P moves from “Standard” into “Poors” territory.
April 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
BREAKING: S&P moves from “Standard” into “Poors” territory.
The U.S. tariff policy in a nutshell.
April 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The U.S. tariff policy in a nutshell.
Didn’t even have to change the hair on the lettuce.
April 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Didn’t even have to change the hair on the lettuce.
How the tariffs were actually set.
April 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How the tariffs were actually set.
Without clicking I’m guessing something like this.
April 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Without clicking I’m guessing something like this.
Oh wow, he has more charts.
April 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh wow, he has more charts.
Elon explaining why his public efforts to manipulate an election were foiled by the ummm… illuminati or something?
April 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Elon explaining why his public efforts to manipulate an election were foiled by the ummm… illuminati or something?
Insane stat on this great article about the future of UBS
www.ft.com/content/395c... Is UBS’s ‘deal of the century’ starting to sour?
www.ft.com/content/395c... Is UBS’s ‘deal of the century’ starting to sour?
March 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Insane stat on this great article about the future of UBS
www.ft.com/content/395c... Is UBS’s ‘deal of the century’ starting to sour?
www.ft.com/content/395c... Is UBS’s ‘deal of the century’ starting to sour?
To any new followers. I regret to inform you that this is a food account… on Sundays.
Happy Sunday all!
Happy Sunday all!
March 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
To any new followers. I regret to inform you that this is a food account… on Sundays.
Happy Sunday all!
Happy Sunday all!
Once I started viewing this less as an end game and more of a four year cash grab/vendetta, it started to make a lot more sense.
March 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Once I started viewing this less as an end game and more of a four year cash grab/vendetta, it started to make a lot more sense.