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@davidosh.bsky.social
Seeking refuge
The plot thickens.
September 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Formula 1 fans when they see a fast moving object for 0.05 of a second.
September 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is why I make no money In my personal trading account.
very few ppl are as talented and fortunate as bill cunningham. but i often think about how he was able to live an honest life doing what he loved because he lived simply. even at the height of his career, he slept on a cot. as he once said, "if you don’t take money, they can’t tell you what to do."
September 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Xi: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...

Kim: I am the walrus.

Xi: You know what I'm trying to say...

Putin: That fucking bitch...

Kim: I am the walrus.

Putin: shut the fuck up, Kim! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
September 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I feel like after all the fun the brits had around Kate’s disappearance, there’s not nearly enough memes about Trump.
September 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Breaking: Donald Trump finally spotted
August 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Lutnick: “Come in guys, the other will be here as soon as their parliaments let them”
April 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve decided to make a HUGE DEAL with my wife, and have agreed to take the bins out like she originally asked.
April 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Also worth noting that Elons declining net worth amount is also bigger than the savings.
Striking stat from @kellycnbc.bsky.social on this:

The rise in treasury yields since Trump’s tariffs were announced leads to an increase in US debt interest payments that is larger than all the DOGE savings.
April 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Imagine actually having to know about what you were talking about. This type of thing would be devastating for Twitter.
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …
April 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I hope he starts with the Trump Economic Policy team
April 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It makes you wonder.
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
How the tariff negations are going.
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Also liked burning the boats to motivate your army, though.

Great analogy, terrible negotiating strategies.
April 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Just arrived at the holiday rental and the kids are well and truly reenacting the Bluey episode where they won’t stop running around exploiting things.

One of them just said “wow! cups!”
April 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
These are the pride lands.
April 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I would love to read the follow up article a year later.

'Sometimes you have to walk through fire': Tariffs get backing in Trump heartland www.bbc.com/news/article...
Tariffs welcomed in Ohio's industrial Trump country
As economic uncertainty swirls and the markets take a hit, many in this deeply Republican area back the president's plan.
www.bbc.com
April 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
[under breath] “Motherf’ing McDonald’s, make me work the frier. I’ll show them islands… just fking wait”
April 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When the dip buyers become long term investors.
April 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Remember when you weren’t sure whether you would be able to buy toilet paper?

Well we’ve just added 1000s of items to that list.
2) Trump has had the same impact on economic uncertainty as a global pandemic.
April 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
BREAKING: S&P moves from “Standard” into “Poors” territory.
April 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The U.S. tariff policy in a nutshell.
April 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The have a panel of conspiracy theory experts making them very good at making their own conspiracies.

Few.
Imagine you’re Timothy Haugh, a decorated general, confirmed unanimously by the Senate to head the NSA. And while you’re traveling abroad, you find out the President just fired you on the advice of a 9/11 truther whose bigotry once got her banned by Uber.
Gen. Timothy Haugh Ousted as Head of NSA and Cyber Command
No reason was given for the removal of Gen. Timothy D. Haugh, but the far-right activist Laura Loomer had called for his ouster in a meeting with President Trump, an official said.
www.nytimes.com
April 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Short term pain for long term … also pain.
April 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM