David Epstein
davidnotdave.bsky.social
David Epstein
@davidnotdave.bsky.social
Literature major, then neuroscience Ph.D., then addiction researcher. Enough-knowledge-to-endanger-myself in social sciences and statistics. He/him. Views my own.
Signs made for tomorrow.

Because every season is spooky season!
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m proud of the way this paper turned out. We said:

--Stop revictimizing people. Don’t say, “You were sexually abused, so you’re more prone to iatrogenic addiction, so we won't prescribe opioids for your pain.”

--Monitor whole communities.

link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11469-025-01527-w
August 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Unsuccessful trial, good preprint. I fervently hope the final sentence makes it through peer review.
June 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Pinker's assertion about trigger warnings (that they "can do more harm than good") is based on research that doesn't generalize to the intended situations, as I told the author five years ago.
May 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
New weekend of Tesla Takedown protests, new two-sided sign.

(I'm reading 𝘍𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘦, Christine Wenc's excellent book about the history of The Onion.)
May 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New sign made for tomorrow's Tesla Takedown. As a scientist, I've had it drummed into me--you're always supposed to show data.
April 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My two-sided sign for today's "Hands Off" protest outside the Social Security Administration building in Catonsville, MD.

The Baltimore Banner put the crowd at "over 300," but I think it was 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 over that. And Catonsville is but a suburb.
April 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Going cold, turkey.

I saw this paper on April 1, but it was not published on April 1.
April 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This title made me happy out of all proportion to the stimulus. I want to thank it.

Right now it's only a preprint. Together, psychological-science Bluesky, we can commit to editor/reviewer stances that might bring it all the way to publication. And that would be kinda great.
March 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
On both sides of the road in Owings Mills, MD, there were ~200 of us making it less socially comfortable to do business with Tesla. It matters. Purchases are elections that happen every day.

Nearly nonstop response of thumbs-up honking from drivers-by, including 18-wheelers. Salt of the earth.
March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You've created a situation whereby I have to post one of my old tweets.
December 7, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I had an invitation lined up for my virtual attendance to #ACNP2024, but we left it too long, and ACNP has shut the door. Attendees, please post prolifically about the goings-on. I ask with puppydog eyes. If puppydog eyes could talk.
December 6, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I haven't posted enough for this RoasterBot to work well, but it kinda worked well anyway.
December 1, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I'd like to see more of this in science: say what decisions you made, in what order, and why.

Btw, it's not about preregistration. Dishonest people can "preregister" analyses they've already done. Honest people can be honest without preregistering. It's the honesty and clarity I applaud.
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I think this is the first year we've ever created a pumpkin situation here. Jack o'liberty.

Treats were issued a moment ago to a smol RBG.
October 31, 2024 at 10:22 PM
That would work.
October 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM
And Christina didn't see a thing.

(I have no good explanation for why I did this.)
June 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Our new #kratom paper explains frankly why we're putting these data into press now.  Sometimes you publish because you don't want to soft-pedal or file-drawer counterpoints to your other work.
 
www.frontiersin.org/journals/pharmacology/articles/10.3389/fphar.2024.1412397/
June 14, 2024 at 4:40 AM
"Did you come up with a snappy title for our paper?"

"I sure did!"

"Great! And you checked to make sure it hasn't been used before?"

"Oh, this is guaranteed fresh."
April 18, 2024 at 12:48 AM
This thing is making a reappearance on Twitter, and no one appears to know that the answer is zero. Good luck claiming your earned-income tax credit on those gains, cowboy.
March 16, 2024 at 4:10 PM
You could say that scientists have a compulsion to fold things, but that would be unfair. Scientists have a compulsion to fold things a specified number of times.

(Screenshot: quasirandom selection from papers I've recently read.)
March 8, 2024 at 11:15 PM
"Orange you glad we didn't maintain a data column labeled 'methamphetamine'?"
February 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
And furthermore, I might be willing to die on the same hill as these fellas...
February 16, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Ah, but that brings us to whether a CI is a cat's-eye or a cliff. I'm a cat's-eye guy myself.
February 16, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I kinda startled myself with this little experiment in power calculations. You can have zero ability to find the effect you're looking for, but more than zero "power," all of which reflects your likelihood of overestimating the effect.
February 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM