David Nikolas
@davidnikolas.bsky.social
Award-Winning Filmmaker | SAG | AFTRA | AEA | S22 "Jeopardy!" alum | Stand-up guy who's trying to be a stand-up guy | davidnikolas.com
It’s very easy to deny the need for a Department Of Education when you’ve amounted to so little in spite of it.
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s very easy to deny the need for a Department Of Education when you’ve amounted to so little in spite of it.
If Kamala was president and Pete Buttegieg accidentally added Sean Hannity to a DoD chat, Mike Johnson would have special prosecutors lined up around the block.
March 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If Kamala was president and Pete Buttegieg accidentally added Sean Hannity to a DoD chat, Mike Johnson would have special prosecutors lined up around the block.
I have brand new platforms to teach about my contempt for Ben Goddamned Stiller.
March 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I have brand new platforms to teach about my contempt for Ben Goddamned Stiller.
So you’ll start calling the Gulf Of Mexico something else because someone you love and believe told you to?
But you can’t do that with a trans persons name or pronouns?
Says SO MUCH about you.
But you can’t do that with a trans persons name or pronouns?
Says SO MUCH about you.
February 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
So you’ll start calling the Gulf Of Mexico something else because someone you love and believe told you to?
But you can’t do that with a trans persons name or pronouns?
Says SO MUCH about you.
But you can’t do that with a trans persons name or pronouns?
Says SO MUCH about you.
Here’s what I want.
An iPhone 16 Pro case with a built-in screen protector (a “full wrap” - sometimes called a “waterproof case” or an “enclosure”) that includes the credit card holder feature on the back.
No stick on screens protectors. A full-wrap case with the card holder.
That’s it.
An iPhone 16 Pro case with a built-in screen protector (a “full wrap” - sometimes called a “waterproof case” or an “enclosure”) that includes the credit card holder feature on the back.
No stick on screens protectors. A full-wrap case with the card holder.
That’s it.
February 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Here’s what I want.
An iPhone 16 Pro case with a built-in screen protector (a “full wrap” - sometimes called a “waterproof case” or an “enclosure”) that includes the credit card holder feature on the back.
No stick on screens protectors. A full-wrap case with the card holder.
That’s it.
An iPhone 16 Pro case with a built-in screen protector (a “full wrap” - sometimes called a “waterproof case” or an “enclosure”) that includes the credit card holder feature on the back.
No stick on screens protectors. A full-wrap case with the card holder.
That’s it.
January 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just leave the flags at half staff for the next four years. Something decent will die every day anyway.
January 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just leave the flags at half staff for the next four years. Something decent will die every day anyway.
And with a few keystrokes, Facebook is gone. Feels pretty good.
January 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
And with a few keystrokes, Facebook is gone. Feels pretty good.
Just got word that my new passport arrives on January 20.
Is there an award for recieving the last passport issued by a defunct country?
Is there an award for recieving the last passport issued by a defunct country?
January 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just got word that my new passport arrives on January 20.
Is there an award for recieving the last passport issued by a defunct country?
Is there an award for recieving the last passport issued by a defunct country?
Gee, I wonder why I bailed on Facebook…
January 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Gee, I wonder why I bailed on Facebook…
Been here since you needed a code.
One of the things us “Bluesky Elders” have learned from our year & a half here is that this experience is what you make of it. Block trolls, don’t quote drag, mute jerks, mute topics that make you angry or sad, just go all in on self-moderation and this place can be so fucking chill. It’s worth it.
November 24, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Been here since you needed a code.
Taking a big standardized test this Thursday. End of a sentence in the prep book on the writing section: “…you don’t need to be a Jeopardy champion to write this essay.”
Well, shit.
Well, shit.
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Taking a big standardized test this Thursday. End of a sentence in the prep book on the writing section: “…you don’t need to be a Jeopardy champion to write this essay.”
Well, shit.
Well, shit.
Can someone please help me with Starter Packs? I only see how to join them when you’re not a member yet.
November 17, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Can someone please help me with Starter Packs? I only see how to join them when you’re not a member yet.
Can’t find my passport.
I could search copiously, or I could start the process for a replacement now while there’s still a State Department.
Maybe both.
I could search copiously, or I could start the process for a replacement now while there’s still a State Department.
Maybe both.
November 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Can’t find my passport.
I could search copiously, or I could start the process for a replacement now while there’s still a State Department.
Maybe both.
I could search copiously, or I could start the process for a replacement now while there’s still a State Department.
Maybe both.
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Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check.
Let's see how that goes.
Let's see how that goes.
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check.
Let's see how that goes.
Let's see how that goes.
God I was hoping I was hacked this morning so I could delete all of this garbage forever. Stupid outages.
March 6, 2024 at 3:55 AM
God I was hoping I was hacked this morning so I could delete all of this garbage forever. Stupid outages.
What’s this? A self-tape request with reasonable lead time and scene length, with detailed instructions? Am I dreaming?
November 8, 2023 at 2:43 PM
What’s this? A self-tape request with reasonable lead time and scene length, with detailed instructions? Am I dreaming?
Man, the lengths some people will go through to avoid a Friends reunion.
October 29, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Man, the lengths some people will go through to avoid a Friends reunion.
Can someone help? My Home feed is dominated by reposts from a single account.
October 29, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Can someone help? My Home feed is dominated by reposts from a single account.
Say it with me, “liberal” media: Trump-endorsed candidate for House Speaker LOSES and KEEPS LOSING.
October 18, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Say it with me, “liberal” media: Trump-endorsed candidate for House Speaker LOSES and KEEPS LOSING.
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Got a student working on an essay comparing Sir Gawain and the Green Night with Chivalry. Her teacher’s been using it in the classroom several years now.
October 12, 2023 at 2:00 PM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Got a student working on an essay comparing Sir Gawain and the Green Night with Chivalry. Her teacher’s been using it in the classroom several years now.
I’ve written something and I don’t know if it’s an essay or an op-ed or just a cute observation that made for a nice writing exercise.
Who can tell me?
Who can tell me?
October 10, 2023 at 3:27 PM
I’ve written something and I don’t know if it’s an essay or an op-ed or just a cute observation that made for a nice writing exercise.
Who can tell me?
Who can tell me?