i don't want to make the jump, but I know I have to T_T

I'm pretty sure a bot writes his emails now, because I feel like the first 75% was just a regurgitation of most other announcements I read years ago at G/O Media...

Or they couldn't find a way to make Jezebel Bot actually useful, so it doesn't align with their "grand strategy" or whatnot. 🤨

I almost feel like it's a matter of personal pride at this point. (That, or they're just waiting to unload... all the sites piecemeal? For whoever wants to buy? Maybe that's the quickest path to an exit? Hard to imagine what the endgame is here.)