Dave
@davidmarcillo77.bsky.social
Teacher, writer, trivia host.
Los Angeles.
Everything is terrible.
Los Angeles.
Everything is terrible.
"Do you wanna pitch, a chance to try? Cross the mound just to get by. Exhaust the fuel, rinsed it dry. What is truth when your arm's a lie?"
This week's Trade Deadline edition of @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
This week's Trade Deadline edition of @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
From the fantasybaseball community on Reddit: "Do you wanna pitch, a chance to try? Cross the mound just to get by. Exhaust the fuel, rinsed it dry. What is truth when your arm's a lie?" RotoBaller Cl...
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reddit.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Do you wanna pitch, a chance to try? Cross the mound just to get by. Exhaust the fuel, rinsed it dry. What is truth when your arm's a lie?"
This week's Trade Deadline edition of @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
This week's Trade Deadline edition of @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
Are we ready for the second half? In general: no, but at least we can make sure our #FantasyBaseball bullpens are with today's
@rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
@rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 17 (2025)
David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 17 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.
www.rotoballer.com
July 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Are we ready for the second half? In general: no, but at least we can make sure our #FantasyBaseball bullpens are with today's
@rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
@rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
Dave Roberts trying anything to get people to stop asking him about the ICE gestapo right outside Dodger Stadium.
June 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Dave Roberts trying anything to get people to stop asking him about the ICE gestapo right outside Dodger Stadium.
"Pitching's supposed to kill you, but it shouldn't feel like dying. Closing's supposed to fill you, but it spills you like your wine..."
Happy Pride!
This week's title comes from Trixie Mattel's "Moving Parts"
@rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
Happy Pride!
This week's title comes from Trixie Mattel's "Moving Parts"
@rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 11 (2025)
David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 11 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.
www.rotoballer.com
June 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Pitching's supposed to kill you, but it shouldn't feel like dying. Closing's supposed to fill you, but it spills you like your wine..."
Happy Pride!
This week's title comes from Trixie Mattel's "Moving Parts"
@rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
Happy Pride!
This week's title comes from Trixie Mattel's "Moving Parts"
@rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
we're living in hell
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
we're living in hell
Friday again, Garfie Baby!! That means another round of @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Report, check it out here:
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 6 (2025)
David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 6 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.
www.rotoballer.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Friday again, Garfie Baby!! That means another round of @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Report, check it out here:
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
I heard some other league is crafting, or maybe it was drafting? Anyway, it's Week 5 in baseball, and bullpens are getting kind of wild throughout the league. Check it out in this week's @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 5 (2025)
David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 5 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.
www.rotoballer.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I heard some other league is crafting, or maybe it was drafting? Anyway, it's Week 5 in baseball, and bullpens are getting kind of wild throughout the league. Check it out in this week's @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Here's this week's @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report! Check it out and stay one pitch ahead of your opponents early in the season.
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 2 (2025)
David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 2 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.
www.rotoballer.com
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Here's this week's @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report! Check it out and stay one pitch ahead of your opponents early in the season.
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Hey, I wrote this!
March 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hey, I wrote this!
Opening Day Introduction:
-I'm Dave.
-Marlins fan living in Los Angeles (escaped Florida after my first 25 years).
-Middle school teacher, trivia host, and sports writer.
-My expectations for this season are very low but I'm ready to be even more disappointed!
-I'm Dave.
-Marlins fan living in Los Angeles (escaped Florida after my first 25 years).
-Middle school teacher, trivia host, and sports writer.
-My expectations for this season are very low but I'm ready to be even more disappointed!
March 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Opening Day Introduction:
-I'm Dave.
-Marlins fan living in Los Angeles (escaped Florida after my first 25 years).
-Middle school teacher, trivia host, and sports writer.
-My expectations for this season are very low but I'm ready to be even more disappointed!
-I'm Dave.
-Marlins fan living in Los Angeles (escaped Florida after my first 25 years).
-Middle school teacher, trivia host, and sports writer.
-My expectations for this season are very low but I'm ready to be even more disappointed!
If these egg prices don't go down soon, I suggest we start calling them
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Chicken caviar.
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Chicken caviar.
March 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If these egg prices don't go down soon, I suggest we start calling them
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Chicken caviar.
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Chicken caviar.
"The #Marlins need Edward Cabrera in their rotation because he will give them innings."
Edward Cabrera has averaged under 5 innings per start in his career and only got more than 16 outs in 5 of his 20 starts last year.
One of these is true, the other is in quotes.
Edward Cabrera has averaged under 5 innings per start in his career and only got more than 16 outs in 5 of his 20 starts last year.
One of these is true, the other is in quotes.
March 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"The #Marlins need Edward Cabrera in their rotation because he will give them innings."
Edward Cabrera has averaged under 5 innings per start in his career and only got more than 16 outs in 5 of his 20 starts last year.
One of these is true, the other is in quotes.
Edward Cabrera has averaged under 5 innings per start in his career and only got more than 16 outs in 5 of his 20 starts last year.
One of these is true, the other is in quotes.
Reposted by Dave
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
Me, reading almost anything in the news this year:
February 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me, reading almost anything in the news this year:
vaxxed?
A military fighter jet crashed into ocean near Point Loma in San Diego, California.
Both pilots have been rescued and have been hospitalized.
Can we not go one week without this happening?
Welcome to Donald Trump's America.
Both pilots have been rescued and have been hospitalized.
Can we not go one week without this happening?
Welcome to Donald Trump's America.
February 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
vaxxed?
Reposted by Dave
Musk killed these people.
February 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Musk killed these people.
HI. I'M MITCH MCCONNELL.
WELCOME TO JACKASS.
WELCOME TO JACKASS.
a woman is sitting on top of a slide .
ALT: a woman is sitting on top of a slide .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
HI. I'M MITCH MCCONNELL.
WELCOME TO JACKASS.
WELCOME TO JACKASS.
"I can't believe he blamed something as tragic as a plane crash on DEI and Biden," said people who have not been paying attention.
Might as well save this to post it a million times lol
January 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"I can't believe he blamed something as tragic as a plane crash on DEI and Biden," said people who have not been paying attention.
We're number one!
We're number one!
We're number one!
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We're number one!
We're number one!
We're number one!
Hey folks! Everything is terrible!
January 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hey folks! Everything is terrible!