David K Mitchell
@davidkmitchell.bsky.social
Average footballer,
Mediocre author,
Awful self-promoter
In anthologies from Infested Publishing, Speculation Publications, & Easton Tales
https://deathknellpress.com/2024/12/09/winter-2024-flash-on-the-fly-winning-story/
https://trashcatlit.com/mulch/
Mediocre author,
Awful self-promoter
In anthologies from Infested Publishing, Speculation Publications, & Easton Tales
https://deathknellpress.com/2024/12/09/winter-2024-flash-on-the-fly-winning-story/
https://trashcatlit.com/mulch/
Post someone who looks great in a hat
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Post someone who looks great in a hat
"No time to explain, get in the car"
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"No time to explain, get in the car"
Binged all of The Witcher season four while my head is still full of cotton wool and my liver is still pickled in the pints of Easy Street from the weekend.
Sharlto Copley is brilliant as an unhinged, horrible bastard.
Otherwise, it's fine but unremarkable - similar to earlier seasons.
Sharlto Copley is brilliant as an unhinged, horrible bastard.
Otherwise, it's fine but unremarkable - similar to earlier seasons.
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Binged all of The Witcher season four while my head is still full of cotton wool and my liver is still pickled in the pints of Easy Street from the weekend.
Sharlto Copley is brilliant as an unhinged, horrible bastard.
Otherwise, it's fine but unremarkable - similar to earlier seasons.
Sharlto Copley is brilliant as an unhinged, horrible bastard.
Otherwise, it's fine but unremarkable - similar to earlier seasons.
I think he might have missed me. 🐩❤️
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think he might have missed me. 🐩❤️
World Fantasy Con was sick, but with 6 more hours of trains ahead of me, I feel like a poorly looked after Sims character.
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
World Fantasy Con was sick, but with 6 more hours of trains ahead of me, I feel like a poorly looked after Sims character.
Hey, I know that dude.
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hey, I know that dude.
Worrying my latest short story is a bit route one with its messaging, but then again...
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Worrying my latest short story is a bit route one with its messaging, but then again...
Hey, ya boi, David is in another thang.
I've heard it should be live on *that* website by the end of the weekend/start of next week.
This story had someone say, "Your weirdness is very visceral and really sticks with you," and it's one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me 😂
I've heard it should be live on *that* website by the end of the weekend/start of next week.
This story had someone say, "Your weirdness is very visceral and really sticks with you," and it's one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me 😂
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey, ya boi, David is in another thang.
I've heard it should be live on *that* website by the end of the weekend/start of next week.
This story had someone say, "Your weirdness is very visceral and really sticks with you," and it's one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me 😂
I've heard it should be live on *that* website by the end of the weekend/start of next week.
This story had someone say, "Your weirdness is very visceral and really sticks with you," and it's one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me 😂
Imagine giving yourself a spritz of each of these and thinking you'll smell and look good until Sunday.
Outrageous claims.
Outrageous claims.
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Imagine giving yourself a spritz of each of these and thinking you'll smell and look good until Sunday.
Outrageous claims.
Outrageous claims.
Okay, now ive succumb to this.....where's that little bitch Spiderman?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Okay, now ive succumb to this.....where's that little bitch Spiderman?
People with common sense:
"Dont play with your food."
Me, an idiot:
"Please enjoy my baby babybell chest burster scene"
"Dont play with your food."
Me, an idiot:
"Please enjoy my baby babybell chest burster scene"
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
People with common sense:
"Dont play with your food."
Me, an idiot:
"Please enjoy my baby babybell chest burster scene"
"Dont play with your food."
Me, an idiot:
"Please enjoy my baby babybell chest burster scene"
Hmmmmm, yes. Like others, I, too, am working on my @worldfantasy2025.bsky.social schedule.
October 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hmmmmm, yes. Like others, I, too, am working on my @worldfantasy2025.bsky.social schedule.
October 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Okay, I've just had to message my mum about her sharing Tommy Robinson hate speech and other depressing shit.
Samwise "tales that really matter" speech isn't gonna do it.
Bust out the emergency Ke Huy Quan monologue from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.
Samwise "tales that really matter" speech isn't gonna do it.
Bust out the emergency Ke Huy Quan monologue from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Okay, I've just had to message my mum about her sharing Tommy Robinson hate speech and other depressing shit.
Samwise "tales that really matter" speech isn't gonna do it.
Bust out the emergency Ke Huy Quan monologue from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.
Samwise "tales that really matter" speech isn't gonna do it.
Bust out the emergency Ke Huy Quan monologue from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.
I've got other things to read first, but I can look at the pretty pictures on and in the book, right?
October 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I've got other things to read first, but I can look at the pretty pictures on and in the book, right?
I'm on the second floor of this building, and every day, the secret, forbidden, free bus ride calls to me like a siren.
October 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I'm on the second floor of this building, and every day, the secret, forbidden, free bus ride calls to me like a siren.
Lovely bit of book post today.
If this is good, I'll forgive the Hussite Trilogy.
If this is good, I'll forgive the Hussite Trilogy.
September 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lovely bit of book post today.
If this is good, I'll forgive the Hussite Trilogy.
If this is good, I'll forgive the Hussite Trilogy.
I don't want to be rude, but they just seem a bit young for the role.
September 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I don't want to be rude, but they just seem a bit young for the role.
It's been six months, or so, so the, "where's the little one?" really snuck up on me this evening.
- ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE -
*Critical damage.*
- ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE -
*Critical damage.*
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's been six months, or so, so the, "where's the little one?" really snuck up on me this evening.
- ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE -
*Critical damage.*
- ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE -
*Critical damage.*
Look, I'll be the one to say it...
Im worried that Ryan Gosling is too attractive and cuddly to be the lead in Project Hail Mary.
In my mind, Ryland Grace isn't smouldering in cutesy wool sweaters.
Im worried that Ryan Gosling is too attractive and cuddly to be the lead in Project Hail Mary.
In my mind, Ryland Grace isn't smouldering in cutesy wool sweaters.
September 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Look, I'll be the one to say it...
Im worried that Ryan Gosling is too attractive and cuddly to be the lead in Project Hail Mary.
In my mind, Ryland Grace isn't smouldering in cutesy wool sweaters.
Im worried that Ryan Gosling is too attractive and cuddly to be the lead in Project Hail Mary.
In my mind, Ryland Grace isn't smouldering in cutesy wool sweaters.
I got that Galadriel's mirror stress because im worried about...
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I got that Galadriel's mirror stress because im worried about...
It's been a few months since I completed Clair Obscur.
I have a tendency to get way too invested in things in moments and then move on, but it's safe to say "it's not a phase muuuuum."
This was genuinely one of the best games of all time (for me)
I have a tendency to get way too invested in things in moments and then move on, but it's safe to say "it's not a phase muuuuum."
This was genuinely one of the best games of all time (for me)
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
It's been a few months since I completed Clair Obscur.
I have a tendency to get way too invested in things in moments and then move on, but it's safe to say "it's not a phase muuuuum."
This was genuinely one of the best games of all time (for me)
I have a tendency to get way too invested in things in moments and then move on, but it's safe to say "it's not a phase muuuuum."
This was genuinely one of the best games of all time (for me)
Is "walls with threatening auras" a thing?
I love Cornwall. Beautiful, old, rustic scenery........but don't get it twisted, we'll cut you.
I love Cornwall. Beautiful, old, rustic scenery........but don't get it twisted, we'll cut you.
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Is "walls with threatening auras" a thing?
I love Cornwall. Beautiful, old, rustic scenery........but don't get it twisted, we'll cut you.
I love Cornwall. Beautiful, old, rustic scenery........but don't get it twisted, we'll cut you.
When people ask if I've always been a straight-up gangster, I just send them this picture.
September 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
When people ask if I've always been a straight-up gangster, I just send them this picture.