Not just blue, Bluey
@davidkleeman.bsky.social
Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.
So, without further ado, let me introduce my good friend the Grim Reaper.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So, without further ado, let me introduce my good friend the Grim Reaper.
Charlotteans > Charlatans
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Charlotteans > Charlatans
A literal “budgie smuggler“!
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A literal “budgie smuggler“!
The Devil's platform
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Devil's platform
Red card this sham from Gianni Infantino, a corrupt and craven little Gollum.
Infantino says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new FIFA peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
apnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Red card this sham from Gianni Infantino, a corrupt and craven little Gollum.
@abc7ny.bsky.social where is the marathon livestream? All I get on your app and website is prerecorded crap.
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@abc7ny.bsky.social where is the marathon livestream? All I get on your app and website is prerecorded crap.
Jan 6ers smeared shit on the Capitol walls. BloatUS posted a video of himself dropping shit on American citizens.
Folks, we got us a kakistocracy.
Folks, we got us a kakistocracy.
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Jan 6ers smeared shit on the Capitol walls. BloatUS posted a video of himself dropping shit on American citizens.
Folks, we got us a kakistocracy.
Folks, we got us a kakistocracy.
Oh, My God! It's an insurrection! It's mayhem! Taking over the streets! They're eating the carbs! They're eating the Gu!
Are they paid protesters? EVEN WORSE - they PAID for the experience.
#portlandmarathon
Are they paid protesters? EVEN WORSE - they PAID for the experience.
#portlandmarathon
October 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh, My God! It's an insurrection! It's mayhem! Taking over the streets! They're eating the carbs! They're eating the Gu!
Are they paid protesters? EVEN WORSE - they PAID for the experience.
#portlandmarathon
Are they paid protesters? EVEN WORSE - they PAID for the experience.
#portlandmarathon
October 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Leader Buf-thune says the only reason there's a shutdown threat is because Trump is president.
RIGHT! It was Trump who put a ticking time bomb into Americans' health care.
RIGHT! It was Trump who put a ticking time bomb into Americans' health care.
September 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Leader Buf-thune says the only reason there's a shutdown threat is because Trump is president.
RIGHT! It was Trump who put a ticking time bomb into Americans' health care.
RIGHT! It was Trump who put a ticking time bomb into Americans' health care.
Hey, @cnn.com and @msnbc.com - cut away from this senseless, political blather. It's offensive to the military that they have to sit there.
September 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hey, @cnn.com and @msnbc.com - cut away from this senseless, political blather. It's offensive to the military that they have to sit there.
Owing to the pending Discmount Skywarn Paradance merger, any mention of T**** on CBS’ Emmy coverage will be bleeped.
September 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Owing to the pending Discmount Skywarn Paradance merger, any mention of T**** on CBS’ Emmy coverage will be bleeped.
"This is what happens when you let good cops be cops," says Trash Patel, who's fired large numbers of "good cops" because his puppet master told him to.
September 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"This is what happens when you let good cops be cops," says Trash Patel, who's fired large numbers of "good cops" because his puppet master told him to.
Just spitballing here.
September 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just spitballing here.
The NY Times is ending its Sunday "...for Kids" section. Here are my thoughts about the "why" and the "what now" of engaging young people with news and current affairs.
This article SHOULD be read by grown-ups, and your thoughts are warmly invited!
kidscreen.com/2025/09/05/o...
This article SHOULD be read by grown-ups, and your thoughts are warmly invited!
kidscreen.com/2025/09/05/o...
kidscreen.com
September 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The NY Times is ending its Sunday "...for Kids" section. Here are my thoughts about the "why" and the "what now" of engaging young people with news and current affairs.
This article SHOULD be read by grown-ups, and your thoughts are warmly invited!
kidscreen.com/2025/09/05/o...
This article SHOULD be read by grown-ups, and your thoughts are warmly invited!
kidscreen.com/2025/09/05/o...
I have found the fastest and surest way to feel like a pointy-headed woke Northerner in Destin, Florida:
Go store to store seeking a Sunday @nytimes.com.
Go store to store seeking a Sunday @nytimes.com.
August 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I have found the fastest and surest way to feel like a pointy-headed woke Northerner in Destin, Florida:
Go store to store seeking a Sunday @nytimes.com.
Go store to store seeking a Sunday @nytimes.com.
Why are short-form videos so incredibly popular right now? Human nature - we constantly turn everyday moments into stories.
Small Thoughts on Short Stories
A single umbrella broke from the forest of green domes and began rolling down the beach…who would stop it? I’m working this week from the Florida Gulf Coast. From the 11th floor balcony, I saw the sol...
www.linkedin.com
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Why are short-form videos so incredibly popular right now? Human nature - we constantly turn everyday moments into stories.
Trashional Guard
August 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Trashional Guard
A public service announcement:
SCOTUS says it's OK for bigot parents to exempt their children from having to read books with LGBTQ+ themes or characters.
That means that sensible parents who don't want their kids being fed whitewashed, offensive history can opt out of Prager U's bullshit.
SCOTUS says it's OK for bigot parents to exempt their children from having to read books with LGBTQ+ themes or characters.
That means that sensible parents who don't want their kids being fed whitewashed, offensive history can opt out of Prager U's bullshit.
Trump's White House Partners With Company Seemingly Teaching Kids That Slavery Was "No Big Deal"
"I feel like this is mental prep for slavery pt. 2."
www.buzzfeed.com
August 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A public service announcement:
SCOTUS says it's OK for bigot parents to exempt their children from having to read books with LGBTQ+ themes or characters.
That means that sensible parents who don't want their kids being fed whitewashed, offensive history can opt out of Prager U's bullshit.
SCOTUS says it's OK for bigot parents to exempt their children from having to read books with LGBTQ+ themes or characters.
That means that sensible parents who don't want their kids being fed whitewashed, offensive history can opt out of Prager U's bullshit.
August 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We now return you to our regularly scheduled demand for the Epstein files, already in progress.
August 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We now return you to our regularly scheduled demand for the Epstein files, already in progress.