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Not just blue, Bluey
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Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.
@ms.now - break away from this liearrhea … come back when he takes questions
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
He’s reading like a first grader. Can anyone see if he’s tracing with his finger?
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The Venezuela press conference will begin when the round of golf is finished.
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Dr. Oz on the "super flu": "Every year there's a flu vaccine. It doesn't always work very well. That's why it's been controversial of late. But like many illnesses, the best news out there is if you can take care of yourself so that when you do end up running into the flu, you can overwhelm it."
December 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There’s still time for a late 2025 surprise – Roblox seeking a takeover of Warner Brothers Discovery, “K-pop Demon Hunters” announcing a Broadway musical, TikTok requesting that the government ban the platform for anyone over 18.

But for now, click through to read the my forecasts for 2026.
UGC, Gen Alpha and the Fight for Time: Media Forecasts for 2026
Dubit’s SVP of Global Trends, David Kleeman, looks into the year ahead. With half a month left, it’s unlikely that 2025 has finished creating havoc in the media industries.
www.linkedin.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Only three shopping days 'til Epst-mas.
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Someone wake Donald!!! He's finally getting his "peace prize."💩
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There is no truth to the rumor that the J6 chorus is reuniting to sing "All We Like Sheep" at the Kennedy Center performance of "The Messiah."
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So, without further ado, let me introduce my good friend the Grim Reaper.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Charlotteans > Charlatans
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A literal “budgie smuggler“!
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Devil's platform
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Red card this sham from Gianni Infantino, a corrupt and craven little Gollum.
Infantino says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new FIFA peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
apnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@abc7ny.bsky.social where is the marathon livestream? All I get on your app and website is prerecorded crap.
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Jan 6ers smeared shit on the Capitol walls. BloatUS posted a video of himself dropping shit on American citizens.

Folks, we got us a kakistocracy.
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh, My God! It's an insurrection! It's mayhem! Taking over the streets! They're eating the carbs! They're eating the Gu!

Are they paid protesters? EVEN WORSE - they PAID for the experience.

#portlandmarathon
October 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

#swearingrijalva #releasethrepsteinfiles
#bestfriends
October 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Leader Buf-thune says the only reason there's a shutdown threat is because Trump is president.

RIGHT! It was Trump who put a ticking time bomb into Americans' health care.
September 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hey, @cnn.com and @msnbc.com - cut away from this senseless, political blather. It's offensive to the military that they have to sit there.
September 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
September 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Owing to the pending Discmount Skywarn Paradance merger, any mention of T**** on CBS’ Emmy coverage will be bleeped.
September 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"This is what happens when you let good cops be cops," says Trash Patel, who's fired large numbers of "good cops" because his puppet master told him to.
September 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just spitballing here.
September 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM