Hopefully shows his purported voters his true colours - he's an ex-Tory too.

I'm trying not to be rude, but I'm afraid this is lost on me; I'm a regular, vanilla, religion-free person. I'll fight for your right to be religious, though.

No thanks, I prefer non-fiction.

What about all the other deities? Why's yours so special?

Why are you bringing religion into this? If you want to go about loving Nazis, go ahead; I'd rather we put them in jail.

Harassing people with absolutely nothing and nowhere to call home: utterly disgusting SCUMBAGS. They can't possibly be human - humans are capable of love, compassion and empathy.

Haha, what, surely had a cavity?

Interesting - I'm in an older 1930s house and the previous owners have smothered it so much that it doesn't breathe any more, so I'm trying my best to ventilate it

You're in a fairly new house, what's the ventilation like?

You get one point if you say "fanny", five points time for "minge" or "twat", then ten points if you manage Jeremy Hunt.

This is poignant.

Everywhere outside of the USA