David Jett
@davidjett.bsky.social
Jokes. Music. Pop culture. Sarcasm and silliness. Deadpan stares. Perpetual eye rolling.
You can find my humorous articles at:
www.davidjettexplainsthings.com
For my pro wrestling commentary account, go to @djdavidjett.bsky.social
You can find my humorous articles at:
www.davidjettexplainsthings.com
For my pro wrestling commentary account, go to @djdavidjett.bsky.social
Are there people making potato chips with something other than potatoes?
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Are there people making potato chips with something other than potatoes?
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Catholics are the last people we need weighing in on who is or isn't a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Catholics are the last people we need weighing in on who is or isn't a pedophile.
Millie Bobby Brown has a line of Christmas underwear. Is the final season of Stranger Things going to be a porn?
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Millie Bobby Brown has a line of Christmas underwear. Is the final season of Stranger Things going to be a porn?
Poster for the Mad Cool festival in Madrid. I want to go to there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Poster for the Mad Cool festival in Madrid. I want to go to there.
Yes, I'm just going to watch movies and eat popcorn. Next up, Materialists, now streaming on HBO.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Yes, I'm just going to watch movies and eat popcorn. Next up, Materialists, now streaming on HBO.
Just started a first time watch of 10 Things I Hate About You and I'm ready to give it four stars in the opening two minutes just for Julia Stiles interrupting Bare Naked Ladies with Joan Jett. Also, Julia at this age looks a lot like Rhonda Rousey.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just started a first time watch of 10 Things I Hate About You and I'm ready to give it four stars in the opening two minutes just for Julia Stiles interrupting Bare Naked Ladies with Joan Jett. Also, Julia at this age looks a lot like Rhonda Rousey.
Later tonight I'll be first-time watching another movie that people will yell at me for not having already seen.
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Later tonight I'll be first-time watching another movie that people will yell at me for not having already seen.
Apple has dropped the first two episodes of Vince Gilligan's (Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul) new sci-fy drama Pluribus. Interesting concept and edge of your seat viewing with that Vince Gilligan way of making ordinary things highly tense and dramatic. Excellent so far.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Apple has dropped the first two episodes of Vince Gilligan's (Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul) new sci-fy drama Pluribus. Interesting concept and edge of your seat viewing with that Vince Gilligan way of making ordinary things highly tense and dramatic. Excellent so far.
"Do you recognize that sandwich!"
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Do you recognize that sandwich!"
Lily Allen dressed as children's book character Madeline for Halloween and I'm ded. 😂
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Lily Allen dressed as children's book character Madeline for Halloween and I'm ded. 😂
Ha! Anna has an Emily The Strange poster! #FreakyFriday
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ha! Anna has an Emily The Strange poster! #FreakyFriday
Halloween is my favorite holiday but I'm at the age where some years I skip dressing up and going out. Tonight my plan is to watch Freaky Friday (never seen) before Freakier Friday hits Disney.
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Halloween is my favorite holiday but I'm at the age where some years I skip dressing up and going out. Tonight my plan is to watch Freaky Friday (never seen) before Freakier Friday hits Disney.
Another coworker. She's a Bratz doll.
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Another coworker. She's a Bratz doll.
We also had an Enid.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We also had an Enid.
And here's a supervisor.
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
And here's a supervisor.
A woman at my office did a great Wednesday today.
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A woman at my office did a great Wednesday today.
DO NOT FUCK THIS MONKEY!!
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
DO NOT FUCK THIS MONKEY!!
I think I say this every time a new season drops, but I'll say it again. This is one of the best shows on Netflix.
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I think I say this every time a new season drops, but I'll say it again. This is one of the best shows on Netflix.
Currently watching.
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Currently watching.
A 20-year old woman got fired where I work (she was a hot mess. Also an ex-stripper. And she got arrested on her birthday for drinking and drugs.) Anywho, before she was fired, she said this to two coworkers in a group chat that included around 15 people. I was highly entertained.
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A 20-year old woman got fired where I work (she was a hot mess. Also an ex-stripper. And she got arrested on her birthday for drinking and drugs.) Anywho, before she was fired, she said this to two coworkers in a group chat that included around 15 people. I was highly entertained.
Currently what's happening in The Sadness. (This movie is insane.)
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Currently what's happening in The Sadness. (This movie is insane.)