Another day in paradise?? How we feelin’?

A preacher says: “your faith can heal you, if you just believe.” Then when the person remains sick, they say: “your faith was weak.” BUT they never say: “maybe I’m full of shit.” #victimblamers

Anyone who wants to be worshipped is neither worthy nor good.

How come preachers always craft their own definition for faith? They be like… “faith is trusting in god. 🙏“ yet Hebrews 11 says it’s the product of Hope. Faith is what you need when you really want something to be true or real but there’s no evidence or any good reason to validate the claim.

All I want is to be fat, dumb, and happy. Happy is taking its sweet time!

How are some employers asking for a masters while offering $50k per year? Those jobs have to be fake, right?

Lettuce prey.

I feel like social media gives us information to the point of overwhelming us and renders us too scared to act. It all feels so overwhelming that it feels pointless.

What's the opposite of Independence Day?

Today.

Today is the opposite of Independence Day.

Tuuuf to stay mad when my daughter dog sits 😠🥹 thanks for cheering me up, Kai!

I don’t know how to feel about a song I wrote in 2004 that blew up (in Latin America) around 8 years ago and amassed millions of listens but it’s about cult blood magic and human sacrifice 😩

Kids! Don’t listen to your elders. We have NOTHING good to offer you.

My family are all MAGA and they can’t wait to become millionaires 😊

This is kinda like the monopoly game but IRL. Except when you started the game, all properties were already owned with hotels and you owed them just for existing. Good luck getting past go again.

I was taught kindness and gentleness while they were taught how to find unsuspecting victims to exploit. I didn’t have a chance.

How are politicians able to invest in the stock market AND control the levers that manipulate it?