David Cutler
@davidcutler.bsky.social
I didn’t come here for a haircut.
Yall screwed me this morning and now I’ve been sitting at Archives for 30 with no train to screw me on the way home. Nice work.
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June 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yall screwed me this morning and now I’ve been sitting at Archives for 30 with no train to screw me on the way home. Nice work.
Jesus Christ, Cubs!
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
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April 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Jesus Christ, Cubs!
Any other #cubs fans get nervous when Pat and Ron do the Binny’s Toast of the Game when there’s less than 2 outs and less than a 10 run lead?
April 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Any other #cubs fans get nervous when Pat and Ron do the Binny’s Toast of the Game when there’s less than 2 outs and less than a 10 run lead?
Donald Trump is the American Neville Chamberlain. Ask the Brits how he’s remembered in history books.
March 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Donald Trump is the American Neville Chamberlain. Ask the Brits how he’s remembered in history books.
You can’t make up just how stupid Trump and MAGA supporters are…
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You can’t make up just how stupid Trump and MAGA supporters are…
Never imagined @usatoday.com and @rollingstone.com would be the only major media outlets holding Trump and Musk accountable with their headlines, but here we are. Thanks for telling it like it is!
December 21, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Never imagined @usatoday.com and @rollingstone.com would be the only major media outlets holding Trump and Musk accountable with their headlines, but here we are. Thanks for telling it like it is!
I know exactly how to get Musk out of Trump’s inner-circle. Just need the useless media to start calling him Vice President Trump or co-President Trump. It’ll hurt his precious ego and tear through his thin skin so he’ll end up resenting Musk more and more.
December 19, 2024 at 9:06 AM
I know exactly how to get Musk out of Trump’s inner-circle. Just need the useless media to start calling him Vice President Trump or co-President Trump. It’ll hurt his precious ego and tear through his thin skin so he’ll end up resenting Musk more and more.
Democrats need to point out how Republicans waste their time on stupid shit instead of all the things they said were broken during the election cycle. Tell me how Nancy Mace’s dumbass crusade fixes the border, lowers prices, or does literally anything to help anyone else.
November 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Democrats need to point out how Republicans waste their time on stupid shit instead of all the things they said were broken during the election cycle. Tell me how Nancy Mace’s dumbass crusade fixes the border, lowers prices, or does literally anything to help anyone else.
Mayor Bowser wants to push for feds to go back to the office 5 days a week so they can get carjacked and go to Potbelly. Can’t wait to see the look on her dumbass face when Trump decides to listen to his two billionaire lapdogs and fire half the workforce.
November 22, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Mayor Bowser wants to push for feds to go back to the office 5 days a week so they can get carjacked and go to Potbelly. Can’t wait to see the look on her dumbass face when Trump decides to listen to his two billionaire lapdogs and fire half the workforce.
Conservatives when you restrict bump stocks on guns to save lives: “Hell no! That’s a slippery slope! Next thing you know, they’ll take away all our guns!”
Conservatives when the president says he will turn the military loose to round up alleged undocumented people: “I see no problem with that!”
Conservatives when the president says he will turn the military loose to round up alleged undocumented people: “I see no problem with that!”
November 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Conservatives when you restrict bump stocks on guns to save lives: “Hell no! That’s a slippery slope! Next thing you know, they’ll take away all our guns!”
Conservatives when the president says he will turn the military loose to round up alleged undocumented people: “I see no problem with that!”
Conservatives when the president says he will turn the military loose to round up alleged undocumented people: “I see no problem with that!”
Hey dipshit Democratic strategists. Stop yelling at the sky after every crazy thing Trump does and start flooding the airwaves with: “OK, and how does this help the American people?” No one gives a shit about your outrage. Start showing how the every day person will be ignored by this clown.
November 17, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Hey dipshit Democratic strategists. Stop yelling at the sky after every crazy thing Trump does and start flooding the airwaves with: “OK, and how does this help the American people?” No one gives a shit about your outrage. Start showing how the every day person will be ignored by this clown.
Fire fucking Eberflus fire fucking Poles. Burn the stadium down and move to Arlington Heights. Fuck this franchise. #BearDown #ChicagoBears
November 17, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Fire fucking Eberflus fire fucking Poles. Burn the stadium down and move to Arlington Heights. Fuck this franchise. #BearDown #ChicagoBears
November 17, 2024 at 8:26 PM
The DNI director will be a Russian plant. Cool cool cool.
November 13, 2024 at 8:49 PM
The DNI director will be a Russian plant. Cool cool cool.
I’m sure all the Jews who voted for Trump feel great about him appointing an Evangelical Christian as ambassador to Israel. Reap what you sow.
November 12, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I’m sure all the Jews who voted for Trump feel great about him appointing an Evangelical Christian as ambassador to Israel. Reap what you sow.
The MSM outlets calling this a “comeback” can fuck all the way off. You fuckers are complicit and will happily watch the suffering that’s about to go down, all for the sake of clicks and views.
November 6, 2024 at 12:21 PM
The MSM outlets calling this a “comeback” can fuck all the way off. You fuckers are complicit and will happily watch the suffering that’s about to go down, all for the sake of clicks and views.
Congressional hearings to hold tech companies accountable for child safety, but not gun manufacturers and the gun lobby is both laughable and pathetic.
February 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Congressional hearings to hold tech companies accountable for child safety, but not gun manufacturers and the gun lobby is both laughable and pathetic.
CNN is licking Trump’s balls wondering what would happen if union members suddenly endorsed him. Meanwhile, MSNBC is reading poetry.
January 31, 2024 at 3:12 PM
CNN is licking Trump’s balls wondering what would happen if union members suddenly endorsed him. Meanwhile, MSNBC is reading poetry.
Did the people obsess over what Kevin McCalister’s grocery bill was in 1990 versus what it would’ve been in 1957? Because this annoying.
December 23, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Did the people obsess over what Kevin McCalister’s grocery bill was in 1990 versus what it would’ve been in 1957? Because this annoying.
Has anyone asked Susan Collins for her level of concern re: gun violence? I bet she’s somewhat concerned.
October 26, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Has anyone asked Susan Collins for her level of concern re: gun violence? I bet she’s somewhat concerned.
CNN is just the fucking worst.
October 6, 2023 at 6:27 PM
CNN is just the fucking worst.
Finally escaped Twitter or X or whatever that shit show calls itself now!
August 24, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Finally escaped Twitter or X or whatever that shit show calls itself now!