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David Cook
@davidcook.bsky.social
Writer, reader, gamer, crisp eater.
Had my first mince pie of the year just now. I refuse to feel guilty about that.
September 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is so brilliant!
"Because at the office Christmas party she dances like a hoochie-coochie girl in a too-short shirt and a too-tight top that shows off her coconuts which used to be more than okay when you were both twenty-one and horny." @sfreligh.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
August 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Features like this are weird. I used to work in the food hall at M&S, but I wouldn't use that fact to presume a position of authority on what the best sandwiches ever are.
July 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Finally!

Wordle 1,393 1/6 #wordle

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April 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
When you get invested in a TV show, series one ends on a cliffhanger, then you find out it's not getting a series 2.
March 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oh my, this week's episode of Severance though...
March 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I actually wrote stories! Two of them! And submitted them! Wonders will never cease.

I'm excitedly awaiting the rejections.
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Goodbye Sadie. Your flame burned short, but so bright. The mice and birds round here won't miss you at all, but we will. Sleep well.
January 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well, this one's gonna stay with me for ages. The most disturbing, dark, brilliant book I've read in a good while.
January 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wrote a story for the first time in, oh, six or seven months. I'm not saying it's good, mind you, but it's great to get back to it.
January 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Happy New Year, everyone!
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January 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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It is traditional in Iceland to give the gift of a book to be opened on Christmas Eve. Books are unwrapped and then read together. It is called Jolabokaflod (Christmas book flood). 📖 🎄
🖼 Reading Girl, Gustav Adolph Hennig, 1828.
December 24, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Look at the difference in covers between autobiographies by men and those by women. Look how tedious and serious the men's books are, with their grey and black colour schemes. I'm not afraid to read a book with a bit of fucking orange on the cover. But presumably publishers think most men are. Sigh.
December 16, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Each year, the Christmas decorations go up in my local Spar and they think, 'sod it, break out the Easter chocolate'. I sigh inwardly each time, curse their ridiculousness, and then buy Mini Eggs.
December 9, 2024 at 5:09 PM
There's a McDonald's radio ad for Happy Meals, which talks tells you (or your kid most likely) can choose to get a Grinch toy or book with it. It ends with the words "Choice of toy or book is between book or toy." This is a weird sentence. It baffles me. What is its purpose?
December 4, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Does anyone here play Two Words? I need more Two Words friends. You can find me there at the name of Dave100.

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Two Words with Susie Dent
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November 11, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Hello new BlueSky followers! I almost never post here (or anywhere else at the moment, really), but it's lovely to have you.
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November 8, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Excited to receive my copy of Hunger, this awesome anthology from @urbanpigspress.bsky.social, featuring my story A Clownward Spiral and loads of other amazing tales. Every copy sold raises money for food banks, a fantastic cause - get yours here: www.amazon.co.uk/Hunger-antho...
August 12, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Has anyone here seen Robot Dreams? Saw it today. It's just wonderful. Go watch it now!
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August 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Late to the party for #InternationalCatDay
August 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM