That dont impress me much

Why do you hurt us like this, Mike? Whyy

It's rare that a big swing at the deadline can be both successful and not improve the team's postseason hopes much. The offense is still too inconsistent, because Jose Altuve and Yainer Diaz have fallen off a cliff and Cam Smith has fallen into the Mariana Trench.

I did see that. Kalas tried to use his phones AI to see which 3,000 hit club member didn't have a five hit game. It told him Musial, which was wrong.

This is such a fantastic thread! Love the idea and execution

They also just called Jhostynxon Garcia "The Password" which is just delightful

Its an excellent day for Remembering Some Guys. Nabil Crismett, Chadwick Tromp, Seby Zavala are also on the All Name Team.

That second point is one I immediately thought of. No rentals so far.

It's okay, they'll just move him to left field.

Nice

Could you imagine two MLB teams having to play in a Triple-A stadium all year after that?

You're going for the Gusto, I take it

I feel like it would be more frustrating if I hadn't read the books. Knowing roughly where the story had to go let's me enjoy what they're doing without worrying about narrative