David Barcelona
@davidbarcelona.bsky.social
intellectual philanthropist
Oh you’re in her dms? Cool bro. I’m on the corner of her street singing Frere Jacques with the little Jewish boy
October 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh you’re in her dms? Cool bro. I’m on the corner of her street singing Frere Jacques with the little Jewish boy
To the person who shattered a bottle of white vinegar in my building’s elevator: we have to do better.
September 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
To the person who shattered a bottle of white vinegar in my building’s elevator: we have to do better.
Me and my homes all hate high cholesterol
July 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me and my homes all hate high cholesterol
Being a man in your 30s is using Find My to figure out where your friends are instead of asking
May 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Being a man in your 30s is using Find My to figure out where your friends are instead of asking
Being in your 30s is always having a tight 3 minute stand up routine in your back pocket
May 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Being in your 30s is always having a tight 3 minute stand up routine in your back pocket
Crawling through barbed wire to get into the Tate McRae shoe dumpster
April 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Crawling through barbed wire to get into the Tate McRae shoe dumpster
Huffing cucumber febreeze while planning tonight’s game of Cataan in the outdoor dining shed next to the Malaysian small bites restaurant
April 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Huffing cucumber febreeze while planning tonight’s game of Cataan in the outdoor dining shed next to the Malaysian small bites restaurant
If I was a rapper my debut single would be called Cabrazy Salad
February 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If I was a rapper my debut single would be called Cabrazy Salad
Don’t trust anyone who hasn’t lost their virginity in the parking lot of a combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell.. these colors don’t run
February 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Don’t trust anyone who hasn’t lost their virginity in the parking lot of a combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell.. these colors don’t run
NYC subway ads feature products that I have never seen outside of a mass transit system
Backed up? Try Poot, a new way to rebalance your microbiome
Backed up? Try Poot, a new way to rebalance your microbiome
February 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
NYC subway ads feature products that I have never seen outside of a mass transit system
Backed up? Try Poot, a new way to rebalance your microbiome
Backed up? Try Poot, a new way to rebalance your microbiome
Elon Musk got a head like a gum ball dispenser
February 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Elon Musk got a head like a gum ball dispenser
Call her a 2021 California Zinfandel the way she smoke my taint.
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Call her a 2021 California Zinfandel the way she smoke my taint.
Potential autobiography title: Dick Stuck to Balls, Balls Stuck to Leg
February 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Potential autobiography title: Dick Stuck to Balls, Balls Stuck to Leg
Potential autobiography title: Long Pants for the Cold Nights
February 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Potential autobiography title: Long Pants for the Cold Nights
People who capitalize random words in sentences (like Trump does), what is it? Do you just think some words are more important than others?
January 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
People who capitalize random words in sentences (like Trump does), what is it? Do you just think some words are more important than others?
What have you done today to reduce Barron Trump’s height?
January 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What have you done today to reduce Barron Trump’s height?
What have you done today about Barron Trump’s height?
January 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What have you done today about Barron Trump’s height?
Reposted by David Barcelona
Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books
Needing to shit but not having a shit to shit :(
January 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Needing to shit but not having a shit to shit :(
BREAKING: I am forming an exploratory committee to run for Senator of the Great State of New York on a single issue platform of codifying TikTok’s existence into the US constitution. Donate at bit.ly/redwhiteandbluenote
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January 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
BREAKING: I am forming an exploratory committee to run for Senator of the Great State of New York on a single issue platform of codifying TikTok’s existence into the US constitution. Donate at bit.ly/redwhiteandbluenote
Trump rapidly approaching Robbin Hood and Luigi Mangione levels of folk herodom by reinstating TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Trump rapidly approaching Robbin Hood and Luigi Mangione levels of folk herodom by reinstating TikTok
TikTok is back? Nothing but respect for MY president
January 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
TikTok is back? Nothing but respect for MY president
Bro we are airing out our dirty laundry later if you wanna pull up
January 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bro we are airing out our dirty laundry later if you wanna pull up
Rednote, Bluesky… what’s next, Graygooch?
January 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Rednote, Bluesky… what’s next, Graygooch?