David Templeton
@davidatempleton.bsky.social
Got a couple of cats and a husband. Who is in charge? *It's the cats.
Hmm. Trump couldn't be bothered to actually put his left hand on the bible when he was sworn in, but sure can use that hand to stroke his daddy.
August 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hmm. Trump couldn't be bothered to actually put his left hand on the bible when he was sworn in, but sure can use that hand to stroke his daddy.
I'm gonna start referring to the orange buffoon as "taco"* from now on.
*trump always chickens out
*trump always chickens out
May 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm gonna start referring to the orange buffoon as "taco"* from now on.
*trump always chickens out
*trump always chickens out
RFK Jr.'s new family flag.
May 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
RFK Jr.'s new family flag.
April 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I truly wish China would respond to this tariff nonsense with "Ya know what? We'll just embargo. See how long you function with nothing from us."
April 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I truly wish China would respond to this tariff nonsense with "Ya know what? We'll just embargo. See how long you function with nothing from us."
OKC Hands Off rally—in spite of the cold, wind, and general moistness.
April 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
OKC Hands Off rally—in spite of the cold, wind, and general moistness.
And why aren’t Ford and GM raging over this blatant endorsement?
March 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And why aren’t Ford and GM raging over this blatant endorsement?
What a nice little shadow pattern!
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What a nice little shadow pattern!
Regarding Poland and its response to Elon Musk threatening to cut off Starlink access for Ukraine, Musk responded "Be quiet, small man. You pay a tiny fraction of the cost. And there is no substitute for Starlink."
Boycott everything he's involved with.
Boycott everything he's involved with.
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Regarding Poland and its response to Elon Musk threatening to cut off Starlink access for Ukraine, Musk responded "Be quiet, small man. You pay a tiny fraction of the cost. And there is no substitute for Starlink."
Boycott everything he's involved with.
Boycott everything he's involved with.
So Miley was getting ready to leave to go to the Oscars and remembered Coco Chanel’s advice, “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off.” Miley chose her eyebrows apparently.
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So Miley was getting ready to leave to go to the Oscars and remembered Coco Chanel’s advice, “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off.” Miley chose her eyebrows apparently.
So, with all the DOGgiE reductions in labor, how do you think the next Jobs Report will look for Felon and Elon?
February 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So, with all the DOGgiE reductions in labor, how do you think the next Jobs Report will look for Felon and Elon?
Realizing that wearing my thobe, longer hair, and oversized glasses kinda makes me look like Mrs. Roper.
February 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Realizing that wearing my thobe, longer hair, and oversized glasses kinda makes me look like Mrs. Roper.
Wow. The majority of the Canadian stadium was booing through the American national anthem. This is our closest and most reliable neighbor and trade partner. Trump and Vance made this happen.
February 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Wow. The majority of the Canadian stadium was booing through the American national anthem. This is our closest and most reliable neighbor and trade partner. Trump and Vance made this happen.
Snow. This is horseshit.
February 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Snow. This is horseshit.
So-o-o-o...Janet Jackson's career was almost ruined by the backlash of the "nipplegate" incident happening during primetime. Where is the pearl-clutching for Kanye and Bianca's stunt?
February 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So-o-o-o...Janet Jackson's career was almost ruined by the backlash of the "nipplegate" incident happening during primetime. Where is the pearl-clutching for Kanye and Bianca's stunt?
So I'm listening to a Purple Disco Machine mix, and in blends "Don't You Want Me" -- I never really thought about how menacing the song really is...
"You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry"
Yikes.
"You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry"
Yikes.
January 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So I'm listening to a Purple Disco Machine mix, and in blends "Don't You Want Me" -- I never really thought about how menacing the song really is...
"You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry"
Yikes.
"You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry"
Yikes.
Apparently there is some contest to see who can lick mango mussolini's boot best -- Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) or local sycophant Ryan Walters.
January 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Apparently there is some contest to see who can lick mango mussolini's boot best -- Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) or local sycophant Ryan Walters.