david_aux
@david-aux.bsky.social
he/they || Lover of tea, lover of kombucha, lover of hot chocolate, lover of cider. https://www.twitch.tv/david_aux
I'm tired of being tired 💀
April 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm tired of being tired 💀
Poor little guy is severely hungover
April 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Poor little guy is severely hungover
I can't stop being angry at that Samsnug commercial where the 20-something guy wakes up in a large bedroom at 8:00, goes on a morning run at 8:30, and has a "team meeting" scheduled for 10:00. Life ain't that luxurious for us not-morning people.
March 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I can't stop being angry at that Samsnug commercial where the 20-something guy wakes up in a large bedroom at 8:00, goes on a morning run at 8:30, and has a "team meeting" scheduled for 10:00. Life ain't that luxurious for us not-morning people.
'm back! (sung to the tune of MMMBop)
March 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
'm back! (sung to the tune of MMMBop)
I could really use a motivational playlist of "opening montage scene where main character gets ready in the morning" songs.
January 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I could really use a motivational playlist of "opening montage scene where main character gets ready in the morning" songs.
The Mighty Mighty Deftones
January 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The Mighty Mighty Deftones
I saw this button the other day. Surely there's an amazing pun here somewhere, but it eludes me.
January 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I saw this button the other day. Surely there's an amazing pun here somewhere, but it eludes me.
I have 50 bsky followers. Where's my affiliate? >:(
December 31, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I have 50 bsky followers. Where's my affiliate? >:(
Last-minute reminder to donate to your favorite trusted charities for the 2024 year!
December 31, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Last-minute reminder to donate to your favorite trusted charities for the 2024 year!
String Cheese is the winner! She's so tiny.
December 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
String Cheese is the winner! She's so tiny.
They've been fighting over who gets to gnaw my eyelids out all morning :3
December 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM
They've been fighting over who gets to gnaw my eyelids out all morning :3
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me narrowing my eyes at 2025 like
December 30, 2024 at 3:32 AM
me narrowing my eyes at 2025 like
I didn't know Nosferatu growing up. Once, I saw a license plate say NOS4R2 and thought it was a campaign to give R2-D2 a nose.
December 28, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I didn't know Nosferatu growing up. Once, I saw a license plate say NOS4R2 and thought it was a campaign to give R2-D2 a nose.
What was the "beer before egg nog" rhyme again?
December 27, 2024 at 3:02 AM
What was the "beer before egg nog" rhyme again?
Starting to get sick of that pop-up window that says "You're leaving the mission area!" whenever I take a bathroom break at work.
December 24, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Starting to get sick of that pop-up window that says "You're leaving the mission area!" whenever I take a bathroom break at work.
I want my eternal legacy to be like how they do it in Breath of the Wild. Name a random-ass hill after me but with 1 or 2 misspellings.
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I want my eternal legacy to be like how they do it in Breath of the Wild. Name a random-ass hill after me but with 1 or 2 misspellings.
On my way to go PBBZBBTHBTHBP in front of hundreds of senior citizens for two hours.
December 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM
On my way to go PBBZBBTHBTHBP in front of hundreds of senior citizens for two hours.
The cat has spoken: my right shoe is worthy of noms, but my left shoe is REALLY worthy of noms.
December 22, 2024 at 2:35 PM
The cat has spoken: my right shoe is worthy of noms, but my left shoe is REALLY worthy of noms.
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Autocorrect is a human right.
December 18, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Autocorrect is a human right.
In King of the Hill, there are three Boomhauers. Some episodes have one Boomhauer, others have the third Boomhauer. They never show the second Boomhauer.
December 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
In King of the Hill, there are three Boomhauers. Some episodes have one Boomhauer, others have the third Boomhauer. They never show the second Boomhauer.
I'm secretly the Scarecrow from Oz, but I don't have the heart to tell anybody.
December 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I'm secretly the Scarecrow from Oz, but I don't have the heart to tell anybody.
*checks notes* Kraven the Hunter.
December 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
*checks notes* Kraven the Hunter.