Dave Johnson
@daveyj90.bsky.social
Youth and Children’s worker with parish churches in South East Northumberland, and @joyinthecorners.bsky.social fan club president (self appointed).
I couldn’t do that “all of your windows face south and you see a bear. What colour is the bear?” riddle because I assumed it was talking about a flat like yours.
June 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I couldn’t do that “all of your windows face south and you see a bear. What colour is the bear?” riddle because I assumed it was talking about a flat like yours.
I don’t have any data on this but I imagine confusing hand sanitiser, cillit bang or drain cleaner with period products would be unfortunate at best…
All good points!
All good points!
June 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I don’t have any data on this but I imagine confusing hand sanitiser, cillit bang or drain cleaner with period products would be unfortunate at best…
All good points!
All good points!
After how long will the time between excommunications become smaller than the Planck time and what are the physical implications of such an event?
May 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
After how long will the time between excommunications become smaller than the Planck time and what are the physical implications of such an event?
Maybe the real fool is the archbishops we made along the way…
April 1, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Maybe the real fool is the archbishops we made along the way…
A timeless medium!!
March 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
A timeless medium!!
I don’t really want to trade them. I’m very fond of them.
March 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I don’t really want to trade them. I’m very fond of them.
Can we trade youth clubs? This week I found the group that disappeared creating a Big Art Attack on the toilets’ floor with beads, wool and bananas (mushed).
March 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Can we trade youth clubs? This week I found the group that disappeared creating a Big Art Attack on the toilets’ floor with beads, wool and bananas (mushed).
And this book (not out yet but looking forward to it) with contributions by @revrachelmann.bsky.social and @marika.bsky.social
www.godsstoriesbook.com
www.godsstoriesbook.com
God's Stories
God's Stories as told by God's Children—the illustrated storybook Bible that takes its scholarship as seriously as its storytelling. Brought to you by The Bible for Normal People.
www.godsstoriesbook.com
March 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
And this book (not out yet but looking forward to it) with contributions by @revrachelmann.bsky.social and @marika.bsky.social
www.godsstoriesbook.com
www.godsstoriesbook.com
“TO. DUST. YOU. WILL. RETURN.”
March 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
“TO. DUST. YOU. WILL. RETURN.”
Oooo
Is it available for non-contributors yet?
Is it available for non-contributors yet?
March 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oooo
Is it available for non-contributors yet?
Is it available for non-contributors yet?
Leiter: A James Bond Story
February 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Leiter: A James Bond Story
It’s closer to 3/4 through than half way through.
Just in case that helps.
(I imagine it doesn’t)
Just in case that helps.
(I imagine it doesn’t)
February 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It’s closer to 3/4 through than half way through.
Just in case that helps.
(I imagine it doesn’t)
Just in case that helps.
(I imagine it doesn’t)
In fact, we did a project budget recently and just one million is 7 full years of our absolute dream all bells and whistles project costs.
Oh well, back to seeking out grants and donors.
Oh well, back to seeking out grants and donors.
February 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In fact, we did a project budget recently and just one million is 7 full years of our absolute dream all bells and whistles project costs.
Oh well, back to seeking out grants and donors.
Oh well, back to seeking out grants and donors.
The beginning of Luke 21 comes to mind…
I’m used to being in the poor parishes in the poor diocese. Hundreds of millions is just a fairy tale amount to me - how can Jesus’ followers celebrate keeping that to themselves?
I’m used to being in the poor parishes in the poor diocese. Hundreds of millions is just a fairy tale amount to me - how can Jesus’ followers celebrate keeping that to themselves?
February 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The beginning of Luke 21 comes to mind…
I’m used to being in the poor parishes in the poor diocese. Hundreds of millions is just a fairy tale amount to me - how can Jesus’ followers celebrate keeping that to themselves?
I’m used to being in the poor parishes in the poor diocese. Hundreds of millions is just a fairy tale amount to me - how can Jesus’ followers celebrate keeping that to themselves?
I’m glad you enjoyed it! I’ve enjoyed my visits across the states too!
Thanks for taking the joke well!
Thanks for taking the joke well!
February 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I’m glad you enjoyed it! I’ve enjoyed my visits across the states too!
Thanks for taking the joke well!
Thanks for taking the joke well!
It’s another very British problem to post something on the internet talking about the UK and for Americans to say you’re wrong because America and the UK are different places.
(Said for humour - it’s an easy mistake to make @937deanscott.bsky.social)
(Said for humour - it’s an easy mistake to make @937deanscott.bsky.social)
February 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It’s another very British problem to post something on the internet talking about the UK and for Americans to say you’re wrong because America and the UK are different places.
(Said for humour - it’s an easy mistake to make @937deanscott.bsky.social)
(Said for humour - it’s an easy mistake to make @937deanscott.bsky.social)
I don’t understand this but I get the feeling it’s good and I’m missing out. Could you fill me in please?
February 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don’t understand this but I get the feeling it’s good and I’m missing out. Could you fill me in please?