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a quiet space for a quiet dave

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parent who wanted me to treat the thing i got removed by applying ivermectin on it, btw.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
immediate backtracking that ended in “oh you thought i was being sarcastic. ohhhh :(“ when i pushed her on the topic but jesus christ dude lmao
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i want to go back to sleep but now im waiting for a call back bc i told them abt the elbow stuff so 🫠🫠🫠
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
its the damn elbow thats driving me crazy bc its bad enough to where i can barely type (phone keyboard is sort of fine) + trying to wrap a blanket around myself brought me to tears multiple times

which is ???? bc they didnt touch my elbow. at all. they touched my scalp.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i doordashed tylenol and feel better now (kinda. the stitches r killing me) but its the PRINCIPLE that i had to do this dude lmao
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i think the only two things are figuring out a balance with the after shower care (i use another product with it so its really just learning the ratio ig lmao) and then the cost (lush kills me but its so worth it). but ohhhh my god im happy im figuring out shit that works for me dude
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
i dont have the conditioner (yet, at least. i have to get through the other brand i have lol) but oh my goddd it smells so nice and my hair has been so soft since i started using it. AND my curls retain shape and dont fucking frizz!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i need to get this procedure done. it will be good and save me pain later in life. i will not be able to shower normally for a week and that makes me $$?&(&$3$3$?&3$
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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bonus alt version as well!!!
September 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i am actually looking forward to this at least bc i haven't had a chance to read the newer novels and from what i've heard they are incredibly solid.
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
will eternally fascinate me how people consume/talk about the series in the exact fashion the books actively attempt to criticize.
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i dont know how the fuck i did 7-4 for a year. do not wake me before 9
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM