DAVEXANDER
@davexander.bsky.social
a quiet space for a quiet dave
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the inherent homoeroticism of a well-tailored suit
January 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
the inherent homoeroticism of a well-tailored suit
the pain is kind of on par with “i banged my head the sharp side of a cabinet door and its just tender” but the really annoying thing is that if i make any expression other than :| (see: anything that raises my brows) it Hurts
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the pain is kind of on par with “i banged my head the sharp side of a cabinet door and its just tender” but the really annoying thing is that if i make any expression other than :| (see: anything that raises my brows) it Hurts
- pain
- i have to take tylenol
- i can not take other type of pain killers bc of conflicts with other stuff it Has to be tylenol
- parents threw out all of our tylenol bc of The One Incident With The Autism
- :-|
- i have to take tylenol
- i can not take other type of pain killers bc of conflicts with other stuff it Has to be tylenol
- parents threw out all of our tylenol bc of The One Incident With The Autism
- :-|
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
- pain
- i have to take tylenol
- i can not take other type of pain killers bc of conflicts with other stuff it Has to be tylenol
- parents threw out all of our tylenol bc of The One Incident With The Autism
- :-|
- i have to take tylenol
- i can not take other type of pain killers bc of conflicts with other stuff it Has to be tylenol
- parents threw out all of our tylenol bc of The One Incident With The Autism
- :-|
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Hey guys! I've decided that I'm going to be closing my shop for the indeterminate future while I re-evaluate what kind of stuff I want to be making, so I'm trying to get rid of all of my old stock! Everything is 50% off and may never come back!
❤️🔥 sarahdotexe.com
❤️🔥 sarahdotexe.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hey guys! I've decided that I'm going to be closing my shop for the indeterminate future while I re-evaluate what kind of stuff I want to be making, so I'm trying to get rid of all of my old stock! Everything is 50% off and may never come back!
❤️🔥 sarahdotexe.com
❤️🔥 sarahdotexe.com
my bump is gone. f in the chat for head bump.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
my bump is gone. f in the chat for head bump.
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November Patreon Reward 1 of 3
Theme: Mexican Gothic
My patrons voted on this theme for the month, so I've been listening to the book of the same name by @silviamg.bsky.social while drawing. I'm about 1/4 of the way through and it's starting to get spooky!
#art
Theme: Mexican Gothic
My patrons voted on this theme for the month, so I've been listening to the book of the same name by @silviamg.bsky.social while drawing. I'm about 1/4 of the way through and it's starting to get spooky!
#art
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
November Patreon Reward 1 of 3
Theme: Mexican Gothic
My patrons voted on this theme for the month, so I've been listening to the book of the same name by @silviamg.bsky.social while drawing. I'm about 1/4 of the way through and it's starting to get spooky!
#art
Theme: Mexican Gothic
My patrons voted on this theme for the month, so I've been listening to the book of the same name by @silviamg.bsky.social while drawing. I'm about 1/4 of the way through and it's starting to get spooky!
#art
im so delighted bc the new shampoo + after shower spray has been working REALLY well with my hair.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
im so delighted bc the new shampoo + after shower spray has been working REALLY well with my hair.
knowing im gonna be stuck with stitches after tomorrow and kicking a rock in annoyance
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
knowing im gonna be stuck with stitches after tomorrow and kicking a rock in annoyance
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bonus alt version as well!!!
September 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
bonus alt version as well!!!
wait holy shit theyre doing another hunger games movie?
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
wait holy shit theyre doing another hunger games movie?
working 8-5 vs 9-6 is actually an insane different jesus christ
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
working 8-5 vs 9-6 is actually an insane different jesus christ
both grades came back and i went from having a high 90 in the class to failing. god this is soooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooooooool.
laying on the floor because i missed the deadline for an exam and a larger project. one that was paired with a "literally the overwhelming majority of you didnt do this" announcement, in my credit. because this professor is allergic to inputting due dates into the system. but. sighing.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
both grades came back and i went from having a high 90 in the class to failing. god this is soooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooooooool.
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after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
going down to the city today for an appointment with gremmy is going to make
me evil (see: want to live closer to the city and not 747374883 miles away)
me evil (see: want to live closer to the city and not 747374883 miles away)
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
going down to the city today for an appointment with gremmy is going to make
me evil (see: want to live closer to the city and not 747374883 miles away)
me evil (see: want to live closer to the city and not 747374883 miles away)
ugh as much as that one job would be amazing to get, i think i should probably try to wrap my BS before i consider moving states.
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ugh as much as that one job would be amazing to get, i think i should probably try to wrap my BS before i consider moving states.
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yeah i love writing and calling myself a writer!!! (doesn't show anyone my writing) (doesn't show anyone my writing) (doesn't show anyone my writing)
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
yeah i love writing and calling myself a writer!!! (doesn't show anyone my writing) (doesn't show anyone my writing) (doesn't show anyone my writing)
i am not playing this game bc it WILL lead my down a miserable pipeline to hell and back around but (muffled sniffling noise)
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
i am not playing this game bc it WILL lead my down a miserable pipeline to hell and back around but (muffled sniffling noise)
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tbh working to pay my sub with gold in wow has been insanely insanely fun because ill sell something that gets me 73k (~1/3rd-1/4th of a sub depending on the time of year) and have a mini "WE'RE SOOOOOO BACK" moment.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
tbh working to pay my sub with gold in wow has been insanely insanely fun because ill sell something that gets me 73k (~1/3rd-1/4th of a sub depending on the time of year) and have a mini "WE'RE SOOOOOO BACK" moment.
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
scratching my face bc theres a job opportunity open that i think i could nail but i know it would Piss my parents off.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
scratching my face bc theres a job opportunity open that i think i could nail but i know it would Piss my parents off.
i genuinely hate that i can not talk about being scared of treatment side effects without it being a lecture about trusting big pharma and how i should be “more” scared and how my doctor is actually conspiring against me
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i genuinely hate that i can not talk about being scared of treatment side effects without it being a lecture about trusting big pharma and how i should be “more” scared and how my doctor is actually conspiring against me
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Found a job for your annoying ass.
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Found a job for your annoying ass.
filtering spam at work
"at home colon cancer screening tests"
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"at home colon cancer screening tests"
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November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
filtering spam at work
"at home colon cancer screening tests"
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"at home colon cancer screening tests"
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this is the most hazbin fan interaction i have ever read in my fucking life dude. the most.
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
this is the most hazbin fan interaction i have ever read in my fucking life dude. the most.