Dave's not here, man!
@davewithturbos.bsky.social
Laughter, snark and sarcasm. PacNW. Car guy. Infosec dork. Usually in that order.
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All views expressed are my own.
I don't always follow back so don't feel compelled to follow.
All views expressed are my own.
Well, we did discover a bunch of rich dudes can't type.
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Well, we did discover a bunch of rich dudes can't type.
I'll take door #2 for $1,000.
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'll take door #2 for $1,000.
Oh sure, bit I mean more on nights and weekends when out with friends. You crash on your bicycle in 1979 at noon on Saturday it had better be serious before thinking mom is hauling you to ER.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Oh sure, bit I mean more on nights and weekends when out with friends. You crash on your bicycle in 1979 at noon on Saturday it had better be serious before thinking mom is hauling you to ER.
Yep! We didn't have 'em in the '70's so it made sense not to hit the ER unless *absolutely* necessary.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Yep! We didn't have 'em in the '70's so it made sense not to hit the ER unless *absolutely* necessary.
Not buying "the beginning of the end" until he is not in the White House.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Not buying "the beginning of the end" until he is not in the White House.
Right? Wouldn't care if it's even my brother, dad or sons. Wrong is wrong!
It's not difficult.
It's not difficult.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Right? Wouldn't care if it's even my brother, dad or sons. Wrong is wrong!
It's not difficult.
It's not difficult.
Megyn "Is it really attempted murder if you only wing the dude?"
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Megyn "Is it really attempted murder if you only wing the dude?"
She was right, lol.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
She was right, lol.
Once. Just....once.
two men are standing next to each other with the words " my cousin tried that once just once " written below them
Alt: two men are standing next to each other with the words " my cousin tried that once just once " written below them
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Once. Just....once.
Oh god collect! I forgot!
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oh god collect! I forgot!
My ex is 9 years younger than me, and when I suggested the same treatment of our son when *he* was 7 .... ohhellno.
😂
I recall the only rule of being out all day into dark was "call when it gets dark just to let me know where you are"
😂
I recall the only rule of being out all day into dark was "call when it gets dark just to let me know where you are"
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My ex is 9 years younger than me, and when I suggested the same treatment of our son when *he* was 7 .... ohhellno.
😂
I recall the only rule of being out all day into dark was "call when it gets dark just to let me know where you are"
😂
I recall the only rule of being out all day into dark was "call when it gets dark just to let me know where you are"
There. Was. No. Urgent. Care.
"It better be serious if we're going to the ER!!"
If the limbs are pointing the correct direction and no big pools of blood, we ain't asking for nuthin'
"It better be serious if we're going to the ER!!"
If the limbs are pointing the correct direction and no big pools of blood, we ain't asking for nuthin'
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
There. Was. No. Urgent. Care.
"It better be serious if we're going to the ER!!"
If the limbs are pointing the correct direction and no big pools of blood, we ain't asking for nuthin'
"It better be serious if we're going to the ER!!"
If the limbs are pointing the correct direction and no big pools of blood, we ain't asking for nuthin'
What, no falling out a 45th story window? Lame.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What, no falling out a 45th story window? Lame.
"Boebert dates only"
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Boebert dates only"
Love or clairvoyance, you be the judge. :)
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Love or clairvoyance, you be the judge. :)
Yes, what she said! 😂
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yes, what she said! 😂
So, a kinky date night. Okaaaay.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So, a kinky date night. Okaaaay.
This is the kind of thing where I pipe in "you're lack of clairvoyance is bumming me out". 😂
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is the kind of thing where I pipe in "you're lack of clairvoyance is bumming me out". 😂
Binge movies you seen 27 times. Cereal for dinner. Laundry at 2am that you forget to put into the dryer so the next day you wash them again.
Start a house project 6 different times but get no farther than looking at the tools.
Start a house project 6 different times but get no farther than looking at the tools.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Binge movies you seen 27 times. Cereal for dinner. Laundry at 2am that you forget to put into the dryer so the next day you wash them again.
Start a house project 6 different times but get no farther than looking at the tools.
Start a house project 6 different times but get no farther than looking at the tools.
That "Being illegal..." sentence is....something else.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That "Being illegal..." sentence is....something else.