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Ginfluencer: Occasional Artist, snapper, dog lover, avid reader. Blue scouser. ex rugby ref, software pays the bills… only here for the haikus
#haikufeels

Self-satisfied smirk
Thank you for your attention
To this matter pffffffffft …
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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There seems to be no
Presumption of Innocence
For the immigrant

Yet every crime
Committed by a white man
Has mitigation
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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In Hogarth’s ‘Gin Lane’
I capture my reflection
And it captures me
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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A kiss from a rose
Draws blood, whatever Seal says
Thorns behind petals
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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beware of black cats 🐈‍⬛
And the solitary crow 🐦‍⬛
And Nigel Farage 💩
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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This girl is “Bella”
A sweet weekend houseguest
She prefers my wife 😒
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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so ‘Quiet Piggy’ 🐷
Is now the new ‘no comment’
Wish he’d hush himself
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Invited to shag
her too late so I stagger
Off home on my own

(Ah the perils of youth)
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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start to unravel
How Cayman has enmeshed us
in thirty-five years
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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“Do I wanna fade?”
“I’ve been fading now for years!
Daft question, barber…
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My neck of the woods…
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Invest and trousers
I wake on somebody’s couch
Lost my shirt again
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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We met, and we paired
Better than human bluetooth
Let’s re-pair, right now…
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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(On duplicity)

Speak kindly of me
Pretend I had no weakness
Fingers crossed, of course

Be my pallbearer
Carry me as I did you
Let me down once more

😎
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Unrequited crush
Didn’t know what to call it
But aged ten, who cares?

We thought that we knew
But the girls in our age group
Ran rings around us
….

Ten year olds today
Have their own tiktoks, podcasts
(The little bastards… 😎)
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The foster puppy
Gnawed through almost everything
Sent to Canada…
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Not keen on blunt knives
Not keen on enthusiasts
Not keen on wailing…
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The final edit
In every email is seen
After you click ‘send’
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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‘My word, you look well’
Means “you look good when you’re fat”
In British English
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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A dificult child
Who’ll never amount to much
(They should see my scales)

My career guidance?
‘You aren’t good at anything,
‘maybe you can teach?’

‘Looks easy enough’
Wasn’t the reply they wanted.
I’ve never been back
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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How appropriate,
That the prompt is ‘loss’ this date
We counted the dead
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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A brittle woman
All elbows and sharp edges
Always offended

So when she softens
And is kind to animals
It’s almost jarring
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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For Halloween I
Dressed as non-ferrous metal
I’m easily lead

Or

Whoever follows
Please know that I’m also lost
Leading looking back
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM