BramleyMoron
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Ginfluencer: Occasional Artist, snapper, dog lover, avid reader. Blue scouser. ex rugby ref, software pays the bills… only here for the haikus
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#haikufeels
There seems to be no
Presumption of Innocence
For the immigrant
Yet every crime
Committed by a white man
Has mitigation
There seems to be no
Presumption of Innocence
For the immigrant
Yet every crime
Committed by a white man
Has mitigation
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
#haikufeels
There seems to be no
Presumption of Innocence
For the immigrant
Yet every crime
Committed by a white man
Has mitigation
There seems to be no
Presumption of Innocence
For the immigrant
Yet every crime
Committed by a white man
Has mitigation
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
#haikufeels
(On duplicity)
Speak kindly of me
Pretend I had no weakness
Fingers crossed, of course
Be my pallbearer
Carry me as I did you
Let me down once more
😎
(On duplicity)
Speak kindly of me
Pretend I had no weakness
Fingers crossed, of course
Be my pallbearer
Carry me as I did you
Let me down once more
😎
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
#haikufeels
(On duplicity)
Speak kindly of me
Pretend I had no weakness
Fingers crossed, of course
Be my pallbearer
Carry me as I did you
Let me down once more
😎
(On duplicity)
Speak kindly of me
Pretend I had no weakness
Fingers crossed, of course
Be my pallbearer
Carry me as I did you
Let me down once more
😎
#haikufeels
Unrequited crush
Didn’t know what to call it
But aged ten, who cares?
We thought that we knew
But the girls in our age group
Ran rings around us
….
Ten year olds today
Have their own tiktoks, podcasts
(The little bastards… 😎)
Unrequited crush
Didn’t know what to call it
But aged ten, who cares?
We thought that we knew
But the girls in our age group
Ran rings around us
….
Ten year olds today
Have their own tiktoks, podcasts
(The little bastards… 😎)
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#haikufeels
Unrequited crush
Didn’t know what to call it
But aged ten, who cares?
We thought that we knew
But the girls in our age group
Ran rings around us
….
Ten year olds today
Have their own tiktoks, podcasts
(The little bastards… 😎)
Unrequited crush
Didn’t know what to call it
But aged ten, who cares?
We thought that we knew
But the girls in our age group
Ran rings around us
….
Ten year olds today
Have their own tiktoks, podcasts
(The little bastards… 😎)
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
haikufeels
Not keen on blunt knives
Not keen on enthusiasts
Not keen on wailing…
Not keen on blunt knives
Not keen on enthusiasts
Not keen on wailing…
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
haikufeels
Not keen on blunt knives
Not keen on enthusiasts
Not keen on wailing…
Not keen on blunt knives
Not keen on enthusiasts
Not keen on wailing…
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
#haikufeels
A dificult child
Who’ll never amount to much
(They should see my scales)
My career guidance?
‘You aren’t good at anything,
‘maybe you can teach?’
‘Looks easy enough’
Wasn’t the reply they wanted.
I’ve never been back
A dificult child
Who’ll never amount to much
(They should see my scales)
My career guidance?
‘You aren’t good at anything,
‘maybe you can teach?’
‘Looks easy enough’
Wasn’t the reply they wanted.
I’ve never been back
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
#haikufeels
A dificult child
Who’ll never amount to much
(They should see my scales)
My career guidance?
‘You aren’t good at anything,
‘maybe you can teach?’
‘Looks easy enough’
Wasn’t the reply they wanted.
I’ve never been back
A dificult child
Who’ll never amount to much
(They should see my scales)
My career guidance?
‘You aren’t good at anything,
‘maybe you can teach?’
‘Looks easy enough’
Wasn’t the reply they wanted.
I’ve never been back
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#haikufeels
A brittle woman
All elbows and sharp edges
Always offended
So when she softens
And is kind to animals
It’s almost jarring
A brittle woman
All elbows and sharp edges
Always offended
So when she softens
And is kind to animals
It’s almost jarring
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
#haikufeels
A brittle woman
All elbows and sharp edges
Always offended
So when she softens
And is kind to animals
It’s almost jarring
A brittle woman
All elbows and sharp edges
Always offended
So when she softens
And is kind to animals
It’s almost jarring
#haikufeels
For Halloween I
Dressed as non-ferrous metal
I’m easily lead
Or
Whoever follows
Please know that I’m also lost
Leading looking back
For Halloween I
Dressed as non-ferrous metal
I’m easily lead
Or
Whoever follows
Please know that I’m also lost
Leading looking back
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
#haikufeels
For Halloween I
Dressed as non-ferrous metal
I’m easily lead
Or
Whoever follows
Please know that I’m also lost
Leading looking back
For Halloween I
Dressed as non-ferrous metal
I’m easily lead
Or
Whoever follows
Please know that I’m also lost
Leading looking back