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Dave Pitt
@davethepitt.bsky.social
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#PerformancePoet, #playwright, #writer and #performer. 1/3rd of @pandemonialists.bsky.social. #AssociateArtist at Arena #Theatre, #Wolverhampton. #Discordian: Rev Tribble Flax #WorkingClassCreative #LGBTQI+ #Ally #Socialist #Woke #ActuallyAutistic
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Errr the word isn't "killed".

The word is "murdered"
Image of headline on BBC website which says "Children fetching water killed in Israeli strike in Gaza"
July 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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It's my box now. #cat #CatsOfBluesky #Tabby
A tabby cat sitting in a cardboard box with an incredibly cute look on his face.
July 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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I've written about writing some poems I've written for NaPoWriMo but I've also not written about some poems I've written for NaPoWriMo. This Substack post is some writing on why I've written about some poems I've written for NaPoWriMo but not written about other poems I've written for NaPoWriMo
April 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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1. Be
2. Born
3. To
4. Rich
5. Parents
Screenshot of BBC news headline. A woman looks into an estate agents window and the headline reads "five ways for first-time buys to get on the housing ladder."
April 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Another #Substack post... two in two days.

Ultimately folks, I just want people to feel free to be creative.

Go on, create something.

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#Poems #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Creativity #Creating
An image of a greasy spoon cafe. The cafe is a traditional greasy spoon cafe on a high street. The sign above is blue and says, "Premiere Cafe. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner." There is a white door and three floor to ceiling windows. The text says, "It's all a metaphor. When is a breakfast sandwich not a breakfast sandwich? When it's a metaphor for an out of touch political class. davethepitt.substack.com" Photo by Ewan Munro Used under Creative Common License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/ Original image found here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/55935853@N00/2617505687/
April 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Another post on Substack about #NaPoWriMo I'm over the moon with the post, I'm deliriously happy with the promo image.

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#ifyourknowyouknow
An image of an ankle sock hanging limply. The text is in a cursive font and reads "Limp Dick Whisperer. Happy accidents, erotica and metaphors." At the bottom is the text, "davethepitt.substack.com"
April 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A #Poem I batted out this morning and seem relevant. #FuckTrump
A square image with Toad from the Super Mario games on the right. At the top is the title "Lil' Mushroom Dick". On the left had side is the poem which reads: "As the world burns. As fear spreads. As brains drain, he knows his name is on everyone’s lips. He wraps his spray tan fingers around his lil’ mushroom dick and pumps away. His cock cries a worthless orgasm. Maybe tomorrow he can try again. Feel something other than hate for his own lil’ mushroom dick."
April 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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It's not been a fun few weeks and it's not over yet.

And I'm still blaming the Tories.

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Close up image of Dave Pitt looking unwell in a hospital bed. The text reads, "Well that was Unpleasant. And I'm still blaming the Tories." At the bottom is text which reads, "davethepitt.substack.com".
March 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Playing #GTA5 yesterday, a game released in 2013, and I saw this piece of #graffiti.
A screenshot from the game Grand Theft Auto 5. It is of a grey wall and in graffiti on the wall is a rough drawing of an American flag. Next to it are the words, "This is broken. Can I return it?"
March 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Gets me every time.
Sign from the Simpsons where Homer has changed the sign "Do forget you're here for ever." Into a sign covered in pictures of Maggie which says, "do it for her."
February 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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A couple of weeks until we get to the Wolves Lit Fest #Poetry #Slam. The most special of all our special Poetry Slams. Tickets are available but selling fast. If you want to come along to one of the highlights of the poetry calendar get in quickly.

wlv.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Social media ad for the Wolves Lit Fest poetry slam: bright colours, the text 'poetry slam' and an image of the three pandemonialists
January 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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A close up of Moe Sizlack from The Simpsons looking directly into the camera with a smile on his face but the smile contains no humour.
December 31, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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Some new words... twice in as many weeks. This deals with #austerity #Voting and #Parks

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An image of a derelict stage in a municipal park. The stage is a white building which almost looks like a toilet. The stage area itself is ripped up and damaged beyond repair. At the top of the image are the words, "How Much Did This Save?" at the bottom the URL: davethepitt.substack.com
December 11, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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Well this is a pants start to the day.
An extreme close up of a yellow warning light on a car dashboard which means low tyre pressure.
December 10, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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I've written a post on my Substack about writing... and about people in the room. Not my room. THE room.

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A square image of a red brick building in Liverpool covered in art works of different bands.
December 7, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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A dark image of someone in a clown mask waving. The mask is a clown with a smile which generates feelings of discomfort. The text reads: A Poem About You I am me. The royal arbiter of everything our side proclaims. I am the judge, jury and executioner for anyone playing these games. I am me. Destroyer of shade. Purveyor of the righteous answers. I am the leader of this crusade and that's all that matters.
November 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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I've been busy. I've been ill. And now I've been writing. But this is just the start.

open.substack.com/pub/davethep...
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM