Dave The Magnificent
@davethemagnificent.bsky.social
Retired. Loves cats, White Castle, and good bourbon. Hates vague "it's time to..." posts with no suggested solutions.
Porn, clothed or not, gets blocked.
News sites that hide stuff they post behind paywalls get unfollowed.
Porn, clothed or not, gets blocked.
News sites that hide stuff they post behind paywalls get unfollowed.
Who is he waving to? The brigade of Secret Service agents assembled to ensure no-one throws a rotten tomato at him?
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Who is he waving to? The brigade of Secret Service agents assembled to ensure no-one throws a rotten tomato at him?
The bare majority of senators who enabled this should be drummed out of office.
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The bare majority of senators who enabled this should be drummed out of office.
Laughing so hard tears are pouring from my eyes.
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Laughing so hard tears are pouring from my eyes.
What space race? We already beat China to the moon by 56 years. With slide rules and control computers that wouldn't run a toaster today.
September 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What space race? We already beat China to the moon by 56 years. With slide rules and control computers that wouldn't run a toaster today.
Oh, and it's United, not Delta. Please don't sue me.
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oh, and it's United, not Delta. Please don't sue me.
And the 50+1 in the Senate who put their rubber stamp on his nomination.
September 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
And the 50+1 in the Senate who put their rubber stamp on his nomination.
In Germany, we have Maggi, which is worse than Boyardee. My German frau actually likes Boyardee.
September 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In Germany, we have Maggi, which is worse than Boyardee. My German frau actually likes Boyardee.
Taking another trip this month, with my wife this time. Wouldn't ya know? No lounge entry for card pass holders. I'm 0 for 3. Now she believes I'm not kidding. She's canceling her card when we get home.
September 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Taking another trip this month, with my wife this time. Wouldn't ya know? No lounge entry for card pass holders. I'm 0 for 3. Now she believes I'm not kidding. She's canceling her card when we get home.
You were in the minority last election. In case that wasn't clear. Do something about that.
September 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You were in the minority last election. In case that wasn't clear. Do something about that.
50 senators plus J.D. decided they were qualified to serve. Vote them out.
September 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
50 senators plus J.D. decided they were qualified to serve. Vote them out.
And vote out the senators who confirmed him. They knew exactly what they were doing.
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
And vote out the senators who confirmed him. They knew exactly what they were doing.
They would probably trust your GP.
September 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They would probably trust your GP.
Or require shot records.
September 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Or require shot records.
Or maybe not. RFK Jr. is saving Social Security, one dead 45 year old at a time.
September 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Or maybe not. RFK Jr. is saving Social Security, one dead 45 year old at a time.
And then they act all butthurt.
September 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
And then they act all butthurt.
Cat's name is Joey.
September 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Cat's name is Joey.
Recommend that misspelling of tromp's name to avoid data scraping activities.
September 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Recommend that misspelling of tromp's name to avoid data scraping activities.
Saw a guy the other day wearing a t-shirt that said, "Yes, I voted for this." I hope the leopards eat his face next.
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Saw a guy the other day wearing a t-shirt that said, "Yes, I voted for this." I hope the leopards eat his face next.
Second amendment solutions?
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Second amendment solutions?
In other words, when Texas does it, it's OK, but when California does it, the world is about to end. Please tell me Californians aren't that stupid.
August 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In other words, when Texas does it, it's OK, but when California does it, the world is about to end. Please tell me Californians aren't that stupid.
Drop a few Jersey barriers in some inconvenient locations.
Start some road construction on the more tank-friendly routes into town?
Just sayin', take a few pages out of Chris Christie's boom and turn Chicago into Northern New Jersey.
Start some road construction on the more tank-friendly routes into town?
Just sayin', take a few pages out of Chris Christie's boom and turn Chicago into Northern New Jersey.
August 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Drop a few Jersey barriers in some inconvenient locations.
Start some road construction on the more tank-friendly routes into town?
Just sayin', take a few pages out of Chris Christie's boom and turn Chicago into Northern New Jersey.
Start some road construction on the more tank-friendly routes into town?
Just sayin', take a few pages out of Chris Christie's boom and turn Chicago into Northern New Jersey.
Ewww. It will take me a little while to unsee that.
August 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ewww. It will take me a little while to unsee that.