Happy Birthday. Enjoy your day. X

I would get far too distracted, far too easily.

Those cloaks were epic, I dont blame you.

Yup, one of those itty bitty ones she saw advertised on Facebook, happily the cats have no interest in it as salad, yet.

Oh, it's mums responsibility until January, lol. If i go near it, it will die. I've killed several allegedly impossible to kill houseplants in my time. And once its planted outside, well, Scotland has no shortage of rain.

Make soup, burn a scented candle, turn the heating on for a bit or snuggle under a blanket with a cat or dog if you have them. The cold dark of the year can suck but remember, it's only temporary. That's my tuppence worth.

Quiet, Piggy. And then hang up.

Does it matter? I mean we can just admire him respectfully from a distance regardless of his orientation. Not like id ever have a shot with him anyway lol.

Well thats up to your personal tastes, and availability luv.

When I eventually get my passport sorted I may try dragging mum over for a break.

She may look like a frail old granny who bakes cookies, but she's secretly a centuries old necromancer who definitely hid her phylactery away in a safe place. And she can't stand that "Wretched upstart boy" Mannimarco.

I need way more coffee before I can manage a village. I can maybe do a street right now.

In fairness, gay twitter is probably just there for the nodded skins. Which whilst aesthetically pleasing dont really make up for it not being my type of game.