Dave
@davethedemented.bsky.social
Compulsive reader, Gay, Witch,Crystal Hoarder, Gamer, Chocoholic, Caffeine addict. Probably procrastinating about something.
You know, it occurs to me that my brain might just implode if I was ever hit on by one of those muscly Adonis types. I've never actually attracted that kind of guy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You know, it occurs to me that my brain might just implode if I was ever hit on by one of those muscly Adonis types. I've never actually attracted that kind of guy.
Well, let's see if it survives. If it makes it to January, I'll replant it in the back garden.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well, let's see if it survives. If it makes it to January, I'll replant it in the back garden.
Oh dear. Mum got herself one of those tiny trees with the little fairy lights and baubles. Im staying well away from it with my aura of plant death....
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh dear. Mum got herself one of those tiny trees with the little fairy lights and baubles. Im staying well away from it with my aura of plant death....
Wistfully daydreaming of a sweet himbo boyfriend who likes to nap, bring me a coffee and listen to me vent about Witchcraft on occasion.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wistfully daydreaming of a sweet himbo boyfriend who likes to nap, bring me a coffee and listen to me vent about Witchcraft on occasion.
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Im reminded why I hate using Swede in soup. Its a bitch to cut. I should have checked to see if they had any frozen pre cut bags.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Im reminded why I hate using Swede in soup. Its a bitch to cut. I should have checked to see if they had any frozen pre cut bags.
Ok, so carrots, onion, swede,leeks, potatoes, barley and lentil broth mix, and a ham hock for the stock. Got the barley mix soaking for 8 hours, and then we begin the witchcraft that is soup.
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Ok, so carrots, onion, swede,leeks, potatoes, barley and lentil broth mix, and a ham hock for the stock. Got the barley mix soaking for 8 hours, and then we begin the witchcraft that is soup.
So, if this whole Trump Bubba thing is true, then hes even more of a throat goat than I am. Disturbing thought...
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So, if this whole Trump Bubba thing is true, then hes even more of a throat goat than I am. Disturbing thought...
Sends mum a food reel, "We can't make that!"Oh no, mother, we most definitely can. We just shouldn't. It's a baked French onion brie en croute, if anyone's curious.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sends mum a food reel, "We can't make that!"Oh no, mother, we most definitely can. We just shouldn't. It's a baked French onion brie en croute, if anyone's curious.
First snow of the year, and its that treacherous wet crap that freezes into ice that lingers for a month if the temperature is low. I knew I should have got some more of those sandalwood candles from Morrisons...
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
First snow of the year, and its that treacherous wet crap that freezes into ice that lingers for a month if the temperature is low. I knew I should have got some more of those sandalwood candles from Morrisons...
Man i forgot how quickly you can get those last 8 levels to 50 at Spellscar, Gwynnabeth the Aged us now champion level and equipped so she can at least do dailies during the Daedric War event.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Man i forgot how quickly you can get those last 8 levels to 50 at Spellscar, Gwynnabeth the Aged us now champion level and equipped so she can at least do dailies during the Daedric War event.
Well i finally got all 16 toons through the writhing fortress on Elder Scrolls Online, before it goes away at the end of the week. I was not having any of them saddled with an uncompletable quest for the rest of my gaming life.
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Well i finally got all 16 toons through the writhing fortress on Elder Scrolls Online, before it goes away at the end of the week. I was not having any of them saddled with an uncompletable quest for the rest of my gaming life.
Im not saying a giant Fat Moogle beanbag chair a la Cait Siths travel Moogle would fix my life, but it certainly wouldn't hurt.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Im not saying a giant Fat Moogle beanbag chair a la Cait Siths travel Moogle would fix my life, but it certainly wouldn't hurt.
Any time i want to cry i just need to stick The Planets Crisis from FF7 on. Its like a Pavlovian response.
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Any time i want to cry i just need to stick The Planets Crisis from FF7 on. Its like a Pavlovian response.
Seems like its a law of the universe, that if you're early for your doctor appointment, your doctor is running late...
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Seems like its a law of the universe, that if you're early for your doctor appointment, your doctor is running late...
It never fails to amazed me how the Doctors phone line can go from not taking calls, to being a queue 23 deep in as long as it takes from the clock to change from 14:00 to 14:01. Still i got my appointment, so thats all that matters.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It never fails to amazed me how the Doctors phone line can go from not taking calls, to being a queue 23 deep in as long as it takes from the clock to change from 14:00 to 14:01. Still i got my appointment, so thats all that matters.
"I should make you run a gauntlet of angry Argonian Concubines!" Don't threaten me with a good time Sheogorath...
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"I should make you run a gauntlet of angry Argonian Concubines!" Don't threaten me with a good time Sheogorath...
So, one of my friends recommended me Tainted Grail:Fall of Avalon, and yes, it was a good recommendation. Its Skyrim like in its controls,has a corrupt, decaying Camelot vibe, and I kept going, "One more quest won't hurt." Until five in the morning. Keiran is getting all the love next time we chat.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So, one of my friends recommended me Tainted Grail:Fall of Avalon, and yes, it was a good recommendation. Its Skyrim like in its controls,has a corrupt, decaying Camelot vibe, and I kept going, "One more quest won't hurt." Until five in the morning. Keiran is getting all the love next time we chat.
The joiner was indeed very cute.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The joiner was indeed very cute.
Waiting on a joiner, let's see if we get one of the cute ones.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Waiting on a joiner, let's see if we get one of the cute ones.
Hospital, books me in for a 10:45 appointment. Also Hospital, "Shit we forgot it takes three hours for his 8 am meds to do their thing." So now im kicking my heels for another 15 minutes.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Hospital, books me in for a 10:45 appointment. Also Hospital, "Shit we forgot it takes three hours for his 8 am meds to do their thing." So now im kicking my heels for another 15 minutes.
Ok, getting up to face the world is not the vibe. I got the Iceland delivery put away, I phoned the Doctors back to see what they wanted. Im going back to bed with a cat to cuddle.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Ok, getting up to face the world is not the vibe. I got the Iceland delivery put away, I phoned the Doctors back to see what they wanted. Im going back to bed with a cat to cuddle.
Ahh, Witchy drama. Again. Sometimes, I swear its like cats. They meet, size each other up, and eventually pounce on each other.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ahh, Witchy drama. Again. Sometimes, I swear its like cats. They meet, size each other up, and eventually pounce on each other.
Ok, I need another 2 coffees to pull myself together for the study group tonight. Awkward conversations, discussions about future progress and logistical stuff, yay....
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ok, I need another 2 coffees to pull myself together for the study group tonight. Awkward conversations, discussions about future progress and logistical stuff, yay....
The man in the Londis knows how to keep me coming back, hes always got Nag Champa in stock.
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The man in the Londis knows how to keep me coming back, hes always got Nag Champa in stock.