Dave Serrette
@daveserrette.bsky.social
Elementally destitute storyteller.
Writer. Narrator. Mother fucking magician.
Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina
Writer. Narrator. Mother fucking magician.
Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina
You're right. It's really so simple when you think about it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You're right. It's really so simple when you think about it.
May 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When there was only one set of footprints in the sand....
January 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When there was only one set of footprints in the sand....
What in the fuck is this shrinkflation no icing bullshit? I swear to Christ. We can't even have good junk food in this timeline. The circuses are shut down and the bread is fucking garbage.
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
What in the fuck is this shrinkflation no icing bullshit? I swear to Christ. We can't even have good junk food in this timeline. The circuses are shut down and the bread is fucking garbage.
It might snow out here in the Quay. Good luck, godspeed you all. Never forget the Great Glenwood Storm of '14.
#Raleigh #TheOldNorthState
#Raleigh #TheOldNorthState
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It might snow out here in the Quay. Good luck, godspeed you all. Never forget the Great Glenwood Storm of '14.
#Raleigh #TheOldNorthState
#Raleigh #TheOldNorthState
January 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Blue Sky has a serious lack of black eyes pea photos today. Let's fix that.
#Appalachia #SouthernCuisine #food #Imahillbilly
#Appalachia #SouthernCuisine #food #Imahillbilly
January 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Blue Sky has a serious lack of black eyes pea photos today. Let's fix that.
#Appalachia #SouthernCuisine #food #Imahillbilly
#Appalachia #SouthernCuisine #food #Imahillbilly
I say it's time for a coffee break.
December 27, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I say it's time for a coffee break.
Has there ever been such a stink eye in film as in this #ChristmasClassic?
#horror #slasher
Bonus points if you can name the movie.
#horror #slasher
Bonus points if you can name the movie.
December 24, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Has there ever been such a stink eye in film as in this #ChristmasClassic?
#horror #slasher
Bonus points if you can name the movie.
#horror #slasher
Bonus points if you can name the movie.
Watching The Lorax with my daughter. Again. This rings true now more than ever.
December 23, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Watching The Lorax with my daughter. Again. This rings true now more than ever.
I low key think about these on the daily.
I miss you like Blink 182, baby....
I miss you like Blink 182, baby....
December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I low key think about these on the daily.
I miss you like Blink 182, baby....
I miss you like Blink 182, baby....
Alright. 20 minute writing sprint, then I'mma eat this cookie of uncertain origin.
#horror #writing and #mechanicalkeyboards
#horror #writing and #mechanicalkeyboards
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Alright. 20 minute writing sprint, then I'mma eat this cookie of uncertain origin.
#horror #writing and #mechanicalkeyboards
#horror #writing and #mechanicalkeyboards
People say we live in a post-truth world.
I want to go back to a pre-truth world, when we were listening to Mortiis, trying to figure out if he was really a goblin or not because we were stupid and Wikipedia wasn't really a thing yet.
#dungeonsynth people remember.
I want to go back to a pre-truth world, when we were listening to Mortiis, trying to figure out if he was really a goblin or not because we were stupid and Wikipedia wasn't really a thing yet.
#dungeonsynth people remember.
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 PM
People say we live in a post-truth world.
I want to go back to a pre-truth world, when we were listening to Mortiis, trying to figure out if he was really a goblin or not because we were stupid and Wikipedia wasn't really a thing yet.
#dungeonsynth people remember.
I want to go back to a pre-truth world, when we were listening to Mortiis, trying to figure out if he was really a goblin or not because we were stupid and Wikipedia wasn't really a thing yet.
#dungeonsynth people remember.
That said, I did think on it more.
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
That said, I did think on it more.
For all of the well meaning people who are thinking red -
November 29, 2024 at 7:43 PM
For all of the well meaning people who are thinking red -
November 29, 2024 at 4:24 PM
The problem here is that this is an improperly set up experiment.
Once choice requires people to rely on each other to win. One choice allows winning independently.
Put it in a punnet square. The reality of the scenarios is that only one choice allows for death of anyone.
Once choice requires people to rely on each other to win. One choice allows winning independently.
Put it in a punnet square. The reality of the scenarios is that only one choice allows for death of anyone.
November 29, 2024 at 4:20 PM
The problem here is that this is an improperly set up experiment.
Once choice requires people to rely on each other to win. One choice allows winning independently.
Put it in a punnet square. The reality of the scenarios is that only one choice allows for death of anyone.
Once choice requires people to rely on each other to win. One choice allows winning independently.
Put it in a punnet square. The reality of the scenarios is that only one choice allows for death of anyone.
We still doing that TV show thing? Because this nostalgia bomb dropped on me this morning.
November 27, 2024 at 2:28 PM
We still doing that TV show thing? Because this nostalgia bomb dropped on me this morning.
Dearest Clarabelle
The hounds have roused. I fear for what they see which I do not. This mountain is old and has secrets. It is a dark night with a witching moon hung low in the sky.
The hounds have roused. I fear for what they see which I do not. This mountain is old and has secrets. It is a dark night with a witching moon hung low in the sky.
November 23, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Dearest Clarabelle
The hounds have roused. I fear for what they see which I do not. This mountain is old and has secrets. It is a dark night with a witching moon hung low in the sky.
The hounds have roused. I fear for what they see which I do not. This mountain is old and has secrets. It is a dark night with a witching moon hung low in the sky.
Dearest Clarabelle,
The camp is kept hot as the forges of Hephaestus. The master of the manor states he is in the season of producing more wood than he needs to heat his home, and cannot sell all of the surplus. I must keep the fire stoked, for I fear there are eyes watching me in the woods.
The camp is kept hot as the forges of Hephaestus. The master of the manor states he is in the season of producing more wood than he needs to heat his home, and cannot sell all of the surplus. I must keep the fire stoked, for I fear there are eyes watching me in the woods.
November 23, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Dearest Clarabelle,
The camp is kept hot as the forges of Hephaestus. The master of the manor states he is in the season of producing more wood than he needs to heat his home, and cannot sell all of the surplus. I must keep the fire stoked, for I fear there are eyes watching me in the woods.
The camp is kept hot as the forges of Hephaestus. The master of the manor states he is in the season of producing more wood than he needs to heat his home, and cannot sell all of the surplus. I must keep the fire stoked, for I fear there are eyes watching me in the woods.
I have to say, this is a far more effective than slippers or a blanket.
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I have to say, this is a far more effective than slippers or a blanket.
Damn. It's already Friday again.
Hey #Booksky 💙📚
What are you reading this weekend? I'm almost done with SA Cosby's All The Sinners Bleed, so I need something new.
Hey #Booksky 💙📚
What are you reading this weekend? I'm almost done with SA Cosby's All The Sinners Bleed, so I need something new.
November 22, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Damn. It's already Friday again.
Hey #Booksky 💙📚
What are you reading this weekend? I'm almost done with SA Cosby's All The Sinners Bleed, so I need something new.
Hey #Booksky 💙📚
What are you reading this weekend? I'm almost done with SA Cosby's All The Sinners Bleed, so I need something new.
This is the mood for the afternoon.
November 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
This is the mood for the afternoon.
I opted for the fry up.
November 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I opted for the fry up.