Dave Serrette
@daveserrette.bsky.social
Elementally destitute storyteller.
Writer. Narrator. Mother fucking magician.
Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina
Writer. Narrator. Mother fucking magician.
Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina
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Dave Serrette
@daveserrette.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Picture Tube: A Novella
Amazon.com: Picture Tube: A Novella eBook : Serrette, Dave: Kindle Store
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Hey #booksky. Do you like #horrorbooks about snuff films, 90s nostalgia, and human desperation? Then you should totally read my #novella. It's pretty okay.
Available in #paperback and #ebook (including #KindleUnlimited).
#indiewriters #indiehorror #indiebooks
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Available in #paperback and #ebook (including #KindleUnlimited).
#indiewriters #indiehorror #indiebooks
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0DM...
The Dairy Deck
On Monday afternoon I was struggling with the itis.
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November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Calling all card magicians and playing card collectors. I'm soft launching a new project. Check it out.
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The Decks We Lost
And those we'll never let go of
pamandthetaxcard.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Calling all card magicians and playing card collectors. I'm soft launching a new project. Check it out.
pamandthetaxcard.substack.com/p/the-decks-...
pamandthetaxcard.substack.com/p/the-decks-...
Nostalgia over vinyl records gave way to cassette tapes, and now hipster kids are out there buying CDs because it's an antique technology.
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Nostalgia over vinyl records gave way to cassette tapes, and now hipster kids are out there buying CDs because it's an antique technology.
Does anyone do smarmy piece of shit as well as Justing Long?
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Does anyone do smarmy piece of shit as well as Justing Long?
Up first, dishes and Weapons.
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Up first, dishes and Weapons.
Got the week off. So that means housework, writing, auditions, and catching up on horror movies.
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Got the week off. So that means housework, writing, auditions, and catching up on horror movies.
It's on the 50s in NC today and I got the windows open for that free AC.
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's on the 50s in NC today and I got the windows open for that free AC.
Reposted by Dave Serrette
Guess who is in a new free #horror anthology today? 💙📚
Help #horror 💙📚 fans! I have a free anthology in need of readers!
WE WILL SPEAK AGAIN OF THE RED TOWER is a passion project, a challenge between friends inspired by Thomas Ligotti's masterpiece of weird fiction. Click to learn more and to get a copy.
Reposts welcome!
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WE WILL SPEAK AGAIN OF THE RED TOWER is a passion project, a challenge between friends inspired by Thomas Ligotti's masterpiece of weird fiction. Click to learn more and to get a copy.
Reposts welcome!
dl.bookfunnel.com/zum1k2dg9b
Get your FREE copy of We Will Speak Again of the Red Tower
“The ruined factory stood three stories high in an otherwise featureless landscape…”
With these words, Thomas Ligotti begins one of the most influential short stories in the canon of horror and weird ...
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October 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Guess who is in a new free #horror anthology today? 💙📚
I got a story read on this sweet podcast. Check it out.
Find out who won our second annual Drabble contest right here: spotify.link/y5SAZdkpuXb
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October 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I got a story read on this sweet podcast. Check it out.
The appeal of Post Malone is the same as Babe Ruth.
Babe Ruth isn't a legend because he was a great ball player. Credit where credit is due, he objectively is among the best of all time. That said, the big comparisons are Walter Johnson's pitching record and Ted Williams's hitting stats.
Babe Ruth isn't a legend because he was a great ball player. Credit where credit is due, he objectively is among the best of all time. That said, the big comparisons are Walter Johnson's pitching record and Ted Williams's hitting stats.
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The appeal of Post Malone is the same as Babe Ruth.
Babe Ruth isn't a legend because he was a great ball player. Credit where credit is due, he objectively is among the best of all time. That said, the big comparisons are Walter Johnson's pitching record and Ted Williams's hitting stats.
Babe Ruth isn't a legend because he was a great ball player. Credit where credit is due, he objectively is among the best of all time. That said, the big comparisons are Walter Johnson's pitching record and Ted Williams's hitting stats.
I got my hot take:
I'm not informed enough to have a hot take on anything.
I'm not informed enough to have a hot take on anything.
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I got my hot take:
I'm not informed enough to have a hot take on anything.
I'm not informed enough to have a hot take on anything.
The modern world is severely lacking in nonsense minced oath interjections. Let's bring back "Jumping Jehoshaphat" and "Jiminy Christmas".
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The modern world is severely lacking in nonsense minced oath interjections. Let's bring back "Jumping Jehoshaphat" and "Jiminy Christmas".
So we got Texas invading Illinois. I'm really not feeling very "United" at the moment.
October 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So we got Texas invading Illinois. I'm really not feeling very "United" at the moment.
Subjecting children to abuse is not speech, nor should it be covered by the freedoms there of.
October 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Subjecting children to abuse is not speech, nor should it be covered by the freedoms there of.
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Last day to submit to our FLESH zine! So long as it's the 7th somewhere on Earth, you're good to submit something. We got a WILD amount of submissions for this zine--more than we've had for any zine--so it might be a minute before we get back to you.
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Submission Calls
Open for submissions October 1st – 7th FLESH ZineFor this submission call, we’re looking for pieces (500 words or fewer) connected to the broad theme of FLESH. This zine will be include…
cursedmorsels.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Last day to submit to our FLESH zine! So long as it's the 7th somewhere on Earth, you're good to submit something. We got a WILD amount of submissions for this zine--more than we've had for any zine--so it might be a minute before we get back to you.
cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...
cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...
I spent the morning trying to think of a hot take for some engagement bait to boost my conversion percentage and translate potential to realized sales, but all I can really think about is steak frites.
October 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I spent the morning trying to think of a hot take for some engagement bait to boost my conversion percentage and translate potential to realized sales, but all I can really think about is steak frites.
I'm almost 40 years old and I just learned that what I always called a tiba is actually a sousaphone and I'd never really paid attention to actual tubas before.
October 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm almost 40 years old and I just learned that what I always called a tiba is actually a sousaphone and I'd never really paid attention to actual tubas before.
Another audiobook submitted for review. I never thought narration would.becpme a part of my literary career, but here we are.
September 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Another audiobook submitted for review. I never thought narration would.becpme a part of my literary career, but here we are.
I really just want to plow through a box of pumpkin spice oatmeal cream pies. Take that how you will.
September 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I really just want to plow through a box of pumpkin spice oatmeal cream pies. Take that how you will.
Would it be too on the nose to get my own book banned? I mean, really. What are you sickos thinking reading it?
September 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Would it be too on the nose to get my own book banned? I mean, really. What are you sickos thinking reading it?
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Hot take: mismatched socks is a nightmare. I'll go barefoot before I wear two different socks.
September 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hot take: mismatched socks is a nightmare. I'll go barefoot before I wear two different socks.
And all the gun guys are missing the PERFECT opportunity to get pedantic about clips and magazines right now. You're letting me down, boys.
September 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
And all the gun guys are missing the PERFECT opportunity to get pedantic about clips and magazines right now. You're letting me down, boys.
The problem with being me (beyond the obvious and sundry malfunctions) is that I was always so concerned with the things I wanted be that I never stopped to actually do anything.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The problem with being me (beyond the obvious and sundry malfunctions) is that I was always so concerned with the things I wanted be that I never stopped to actually do anything.
I'm a barely published writer from North Carolina posting under my government name. My platform may be small, but it shall never collapse under the weight of neo-fascism.
So what are y'all reading this weekend?
So what are y'all reading this weekend?
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I'm a barely published writer from North Carolina posting under my government name. My platform may be small, but it shall never collapse under the weight of neo-fascism.
So what are y'all reading this weekend?
So what are y'all reading this weekend?