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Dave Provost
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He/Him. Veterinary librarian. From Boston, now in Raleigh.
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Three skeets reading, “SPORTS”, “going to lie down in traffic”, and “suck my nuts seattle” in that order on my tl
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Plenty of sun really helps, if you can arrange that.
Wolfie the black cat curled up next to a sunny window
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Anakin Skywalker being disappointing
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Free hat idea
A baseball hat with the word “Baseball” on it above an illustration of a gridiron football.
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Nicole Kidman loving the movie theater experience in that weird pre-movie ad
September 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Where’s the
Hunk of meat with a bone through the center of it from Tears of the Kingdom
September 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with the extension of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings: they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth. Henry Beston, The Outermost House
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
Douglas Adams holding a large books with “Don’t Panic” on the cover
August 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Wolfgang, a little black cat, yawning with his legs stretched out in front of him Marcelline, a sassy lil’ torbie looking eepy Marshall, a long-haired orange boy stretching wayyyyyyy out Michael, a black and white cat perched on my (not pictured) shoulder
July 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Get those littles $10 of Uncrustables and Capri Sun on me.
a receipt for a $10 donation to the pastor's church
July 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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wait, what?
A highlight of the sentence "They subtweet the provost on BlueSky."
July 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Put an electric motor in this and they would sell 1,000,000
A red 1990 (or so) Suzuki Sidekick with the top down
July 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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This is where I post from
The Chernobyl Control Room
July 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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R E T V R N
The Danger Sidekick phone with its horizontal screen and full keyboard
July 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Haha, we have independent confirmation. Someone go get a quote from the kid.
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social During Superman there was a scene where Lois and Superman started kissing and a six year old shouted "WHAT THE FUCK" and everyone laughed. July 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet • 2h At the beginning of Superman when Clark and Lois kissed a child who could not have been older than 7 screamed "WHAT THE FUCK??"
July 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger...
The cast of the New Zoo Revue. Strange hippo, frog, and owl full-suited mascots (Henrietta Hippo, Freddie Frog, and Charlie Owl) with two cool young people from the 70s (Doug and Emmy Jo).
June 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychtometrics.org/tests/charac...
The dragon from Adventure (Atari 2600) Hypnotoad The orange couch from Friends New Hampshire's Old Man of the Mountain
June 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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The spongmonkeys
June 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Happy Pride, everyone, from this ride-or-die queer ally/parent/co-conspirator. You are safe with me.
Y’all means All
June 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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absolute unit
A frog about the size of a lentil in my daughter’s hand
May 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The NYT had this graphic today
A graph indicating the tariffs on China since Feb 1, showing that they are still 3x higher than they were (10% vs 30%)
May 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Bill Hader as Lindsey Buckingham being pre-empted yet again on SNL’s “What’s Up With That”
May 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Haha, I just did an image search for “90s red carpet fashion” and her whole argument immediately dissolves.
Thumbnails of a variety of glamorous and revealing red carpet looks from the 90s
May 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Lmao, my parents had this and it messed me up
The cover of Emerson, Lake and Palmer’s album Tarkus. It depicts an evil looking armadillo/tank with a pile of elephant bones in the far distance.
May 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Hulu… you ok?
The description of the movie Red Lights reads: Starring Robert De Niro, a genious Rodrigo Cortés presents a new sensation film. Psychologist and her assistant study paranormal activity, which leads t...
May 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM