Dave Norwood
@davenorwood.bsky.social
Travis County Park lackey by day, bass player for The Gary, Weird Weather, and Baby Robots by night. Somewhere in between, I read a lot and write a little.
So long, Oz. The satanic panic wouldn’t have been the same without you.
July 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So long, Oz. The satanic panic wouldn’t have been the same without you.
Move over, Mars Cheese Castle.
June 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Move over, Mars Cheese Castle.
Didn’t it cross anyone’s mind at the ad agency? I pass this on my way home from work everyday.
May 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Didn’t it cross anyone’s mind at the ad agency? I pass this on my way home from work everyday.
I have not been in USA all week. Coming back makes my bile rise.
March 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have not been in USA all week. Coming back makes my bile rise.
Lenny and Squiggy got snipped. Double shamecones.
March 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Lenny and Squiggy got snipped. Double shamecones.
Reposted by Dave Norwood
You know those signs on some BBQ places that have the smiling pig happily endorsing its own consumption? I think that needs to be America's new flag, the smiling BBQ pig.
March 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You know those signs on some BBQ places that have the smiling pig happily endorsing its own consumption? I think that needs to be America's new flag, the smiling BBQ pig.
Scooping the litter box is kinda like panning for reverse gold
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Scooping the litter box is kinda like panning for reverse gold
Looks like the snakes are waking up
March 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Looks like the snakes are waking up
Q: What is bordering on stupidity?
A: Canada and Mexico
A: Canada and Mexico
February 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Q: What is bordering on stupidity?
A: Canada and Mexico
A: Canada and Mexico
Anyone need a band name?
February 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Anyone need a band name?
Elizabeth and I will be performing together FOR THE FIRST TIME on Wednesday 2/26 at Hotel Vegas. Beth from Weird Weather will be holding down the beat for us. We will be performing songs from Johnny Cash and June Carter’s 1967 album Carryin’ On. Early show, we go on at 7:00. BOLD TONES!
February 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Elizabeth and I will be performing together FOR THE FIRST TIME on Wednesday 2/26 at Hotel Vegas. Beth from Weird Weather will be holding down the beat for us. We will be performing songs from Johnny Cash and June Carter’s 1967 album Carryin’ On. Early show, we go on at 7:00. BOLD TONES!
Today I learned that Girl Scout Cookies are called Girl Guide Biscuits in New Zealand. That just sounds incredibly odd to me.
February 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Today I learned that Girl Scout Cookies are called Girl Guide Biscuits in New Zealand. That just sounds incredibly odd to me.
The protest at the Capitol today is going great. Don’t listen to the naysayers. It’s a peaceful, open forum.
February 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The protest at the Capitol today is going great. Don’t listen to the naysayers. It’s a peaceful, open forum.
Take a sick day and go to your state capitol on Wednesday. It’s important!
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Take a sick day and go to your state capitol on Wednesday. It’s important!
Keep it classy, Zuck.
January 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Keep it classy, Zuck.
Weird Weather is playing at Hole In The Wall in soggy Austin TX tonight. We go on at 10:00.
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Weird Weather is playing at Hole In The Wall in soggy Austin TX tonight. We go on at 10:00.
I just looked at the White House home page. That can’t be real. That’s a parody site, right? RIGHT?
January 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just looked at the White House home page. That can’t be real. That’s a parody site, right? RIGHT?
It’s a fine day for hangin out with my lil dudes
January 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s a fine day for hangin out with my lil dudes
The new sign at work is a little odd.
January 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The new sign at work is a little odd.
Today has been moving at the pace of side 2 of My War. My lunch seems apropos.
January 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Today has been moving at the pace of side 2 of My War. My lunch seems apropos.
Kittens in the house! I’ve yet to name them. Suggestions are welcome.
January 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kittens in the house! I’ve yet to name them. Suggestions are welcome.
I’m not one to chime about gadgets, but I unconditionally endorse the Toto Washlet bidet. How did I live without it? Like an animal, I suppose. It is the R2 unit to my toilet’s X-wing.
January 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m not one to chime about gadgets, but I unconditionally endorse the Toto Washlet bidet. How did I live without it? Like an animal, I suppose. It is the R2 unit to my toilet’s X-wing.
I was genuinely disappointed in NPR for not playing “Feels So Good” as the segue music after the news about the CEO shooter getting caught at Mickey D’s.
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I was genuinely disappointed in NPR for not playing “Feels So Good” as the segue music after the news about the CEO shooter getting caught at Mickey D’s.