I had literally taken my shoes off to demonstrate proper foot contact to a friend who is learning to squat, and I was walking back to put my shoes on. Your theory is correct.

I keep telling people “I kicked the rack like I was David Beckham at the 2004 Wod Cup” but it’s been long enough that nobody in the US remembers that he missed that kick and booted the ball into orbit 😂

I live in the Heights here in Houston and absolute tons of kids and parents come into the neighborhood and trick or treat. It is so cool! Our first year we bought like 10 big bags of candy and our neighbors were like, "noobs. You'll be done by 6:30pm." They were not wrong. Best day of the year here.

Strangely enough, the Best Discworld Flowchart just resurfaced in my FB Memories today

This looks like a mid-90s Big Head Todd and The Monsters album cover.