Broke two toes when I tripped in the gym and kicked the comp rack as stumbled. Annoyed af.

Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display

is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.

Arabic folklore has these small demons who attack your feet if you don't cover them when you sleep...

Live look at Elon’s graveyard

I am already in possession of a locally-stored, heuristically-generated large language model, it was ethically developed and unlike its competitors is able to conceive and iterate new, copyrightable material beyond its own dataset, best of all the maintenance of said LLM consists of naps and snacks

Strangely enough, the Best Discworld Flowchart just resurfaced in my FB Memories today

Every single day my neighbor's dog, Taquito, breaks into my house:

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TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord

Accidentally hung up on my parents tonight because I was trying to get this photo.

I can't believe we didn't convince Elon to try to save the Titanic Billionaires by personally going down there in a submersible hastily thrown together by some Tesla fire safety engineers. Missed opportunity.

Just a little reminder that the best thing you can throw up in the air this 4th of July is your middle finger.

Reminder: Many of the same corporations putting out July 4th tweets today also pay nothing in federal income taxes.