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Dave Markaudino
@davemarkaudino.bsky.social
Chemtrail Pilot. NO DMs. Block Magats, crypto, willfully ignorant, love bots, blank descriptions, insult sock puppets, single issue crackpots. Only follow non-scammy posts and descriptions. If you’re an oxygen thief, you’ll see a blank page shortly.
Somewhere in this room of stone faces are a bunch of them thinking “we gotta do something about this”. I know several retired commanders and most of them are almost there, and they report some deep anger in the ranks. These are the only people with a real chance to turn it around quickly.
February 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Boy, wait’ll they hear about Fox.
February 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Well, that’s interesting. A military helicopter flew over my house, so I watched it on ADS-B. Every deflection in its path went to a medical facility, a church, a major school, or a cemetery. It flew a circle around INOVA Fairfax and even doubled back to fly over a Mosque in Alexandria VA. Weird.
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I wish/hope you’re right. The number of people all excited about savaging non-magats, and the masses of Republicans pressing headlong to kill off legal norms don’t give me the warm & fuzzies. Between Nate Silver and Pew Research, we have a ways to go. www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The actual U.S. Military has not weighed in yet. Somewhere in these deadpan faces, there must be thoughts of “we gotta fix this”.
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Yup, Han was the only one who shot because he didn’t miss!
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
South Korea should be an example for us.
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This fascist bastard wrote an app to automatically send ICE to a location when it detects a foreign language on an irl live stream.
January 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Ah, yes… Mussolini sees Piazzale Loreto from a new perspective.
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Check out this Nazi twat who made an app that apparently scans irl live streams for foreign language and automatically reports their location to ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Basic Law of the Federal Republic of Germany has Article 9 Paragraph 2. If the U.S. had this built into its Constitution, there would be no shouting faces spreading hate and disinformation like Fox Nooz, or 1,000 other right wingnut bloggers. Laws need to be updated to work beyond broadcast.
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’ll add Eugene Goodman to that list as well. All these guys need a perpetually replenished debit card good for any beer purchases.
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Should look more like this.
January 21, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Wait... you replied to someone who replied to me saying the person they replied to is a bot (me). So, yeah, I can follow threads. Maybe be more clear about who you’re attacking.
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
VA DMV says I couldn’t have this plate for mine.
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Yes he was, and he copped the design from Josef Ganz who called his concept a “Volkswagen” shown at the 1933 Berlin auto show. Platform chassis, center tube, rear transaxle, horizontal engine, swing axle in the back, and independent suspension in the front. Within a year, the Gestapo arrested Ganz.
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The data centers in London County VA are making their own weather systems. It’s warmer around there because of all the heat they generate.

Here I am installing a new GPU in my computer.
January 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Trump Humper Alert. Block @frankymfran.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Most Americans think it means this.
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I knew it!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM